Idiots furious as senior Israeli diplomatic aide compares them to Boris Johnson

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Idiots throughout the country are said to be outraged after film obtained by the Mail on Sunday shows the Israeli Embassy senior political officer Shai Masot referring to Boris Johnson as ‘basically an idiot.’

The UK League of Idiots, which features such prominent public figures as Tess Daly, Pete Docherty, and the UKIP dad from Gogglebox, has made a formal complaint to the Israeli embassy.

“It’s bad enough that we have to go through our lives as idiots,” said President of the League of Idiots Simon Williams, from a hole into which he’d fallen.

“But don’t make it worse by comparing us to Boris Johnson. That’s just rude.”

The UK League of Idiots was formed in 1999 to provide a mutual support network for idiots and morons across the country; Mr Williams confirmed that Mr Johnson is not a member.

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“I think the problem is that Mr Masot is confusing ‘idiot’ with ‘careerist sociopathic bastard’. We may be a bit dim, but we’re not desperately appalling shits.”

Mr Johnson has yet to comment on the film but is understood to be working on a way of using it to further his career in a mercenary and cavalier fashion that has no regard for the well-being of the people of the country.

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