Tuesday 27 December 2016 by Neil Tollfree

Sofa shop astonishes everyone by reducing price of goods on day after Christmas

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A sofa shop has stunned customers and competitors alike by reducing the price of several goods following Christmas Day.

The shop; Sofacalifragilisticexpialidocious quietly announced that it would be holding a ‘sale’ on ‘Boxing Day’ and will be referring to this event as a ‘Boxing day sale.’

“We think we’ve really stolen a march on competitors here,” said Sofacalifragilisticexpialidocious magnate Simon Williams.

“Literally no one, in the history of selling sofas, has ever thought of reducing the price of sofas on the day after Christmas Day.

“This is definitely going to blow everyone’s mind.”

Local woman and potential Sofacalifragilisticexpialidocious customer Eleanor Gay wasn’t sure what to make of the developments.

“So, what, they’ve made all their sofas, like, cheap? On Boxing Day?” She said, a little shellshocked by the news.

“Bloody Hell, I never thought I’d live to see the like. What a time to be alive. Cheap sofas on Boxing Day! I think everyone will remember where they were when they heard about this.”

Competitor ‘Sofa King Cheap’ was impressed but unconcerned

“A Boxing Day sale, eh?” said a spokesperson.

“It’s certainly a revolutionary idea, but I think we’d struggle to fit it in between our ‘Christmas tea time online spectacular’ and our ‘Day after Boxing Day mega-offer day.’

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