Alt-Right to boycott Indiana Jones franchise over ‘subtle’ anti-Nazi themes

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Young white men who are members of the Alt-Right movement have decided to boycott all films in the Indiana Jones franchise after learning it carries a hidden anti-Nazi message.

The move comes after leading Alt-Right member Simon Williams was called down from his bedroom by his mum in order watch a nice film with the family.

However, upon watching Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time in years, he noticed that it is nothing more than a propagandist tool for feminists and snowflakes who don’t like the fact that Donald Trump won and that the UK voted to leave the EU.

He explained, “Raiders is just the latest weapon of the establishment elite to try and make Nazi’s look bad.

“They took all the things the Nazis did and said and put them in a film purely to create a villain for Indy to battle against.  I don’t know why I didn’t see this sooner.

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“It’s basically a story about a plucky group of women and ethnics who help the ‘hero’ take victory against the strong white alpha male.

“I’m sick of move studios making films where the bad guys are the people I like and look up to.

“I just want a nice Hollywood blockbuster where the fascist oppressors come off best, is that too much to ask?”

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