Theresa May says she wants an ‘amazing technicolour dreambrexit’

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Prime Minister Theresa May has announced that she wants a Brexit of many colours that will eventually be made into an award-winning stage musical.

It is the clearest indication yet of what Brexit will look like following Mrs May’s previous calls for a ‘red, white and blue Brexit’, ‘a multi-coloured Brexit shop’ and ‘I can sing a Brexit’.

Announcing her vision for Britain, Mrs May said: “I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain to see for certain what I thought I knew.

“Far far away, someone was weeping, but the world was sleeping.

“Any Brexit will do.”

Brexit means Clusterf*ck – get the t-shirt!