Racists, Misogynists and Homophobes all absolutely delighted

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Every bigot you’ve ever met is a little bit happier today.

Donald Trump has won the Presidency in a result that wasn’t fuelled by hatred or racism by everyone, or not even perhaps the majority, but nonetheless a result that absolutely every narrow-minded tosspot was definitely hoping for.

“Yay!” said racist, Simon Williams.

“What a great morning to be American – like every morning, obviously, as every other nation is inferior.

“But this morning is just super-bloody-duper.

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“The moment I saw the news I looked at my collection of Nazi-themed hats and said ‘boys, we are back in business’. Because previously I was discouraged from wearing Nazi-themed hats, you see. PC gone mad, I tell you that.”

Reasonable conservative voter, Kevin Carmichael, said, “it is a shame that we seem to attract the racists.

“I guess that’s the risk you take when you run a campaign based on a simple fear of brown people, but hey, we got the votes, and we won, and that’s all that matters.

“Yes, it is. You just watch. It’s going to be great.”

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