A British man who is divorcing his European wife continues to insist that she’ll still want to sleep with him after the split.
“Divorcing her is a fantastic idea,” said Simon Williams, 56, of Thurrock. “I’ll be able to go out and shag whoever I want round the world, and still come home and sleep with her.
“She’ll be gagging for it.”
Williams also insists that as well as having sex with him, his ex-wife will also give him full access to their children, house, bank account and car.
“My mates were telling me this would be a great idea,” said Williams. “About half of them did anyway. The other half said I’d end up alone and struggling to pay the rent in a crappy bedsit, crying and wanking over pictures of my ex as she goes on from strength to strength without me.
“Shit. What have I done?”