Tuesday 13 September 2016 by Neil Tollfree

Channel 4 to show Great British Bake Off’s first lesbian kiss

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Channel 4 has announced that the next series of Great British Bake Off will feature the long-running cookery programme’s first ever lesbian kiss.

“Channel 4 is dedicated to pushing all televisual boundaries,” said communist agitator and Channel 4 producer Simon Williams.

“As such, we are excited to announce that the new Channel 4 series of the Great British Bake Off will feature a full on lesbian kiss with tongues and everything.

“Possibly even boobs out!”

Love Productions recently announced that it will be moving the number one rated cookery programme from BBC1 to Channel 4 for what is rumoured to be a ‘f**king skip load of money’.

Channel 4 has yet to announce exactly who will be involved in the much-anticipated lesbian kiss, but it is understood that Paul Hollywood has already ruled himself out.

The lesbian kiss is the first in what is expected to be a whole slew of controversial topics to be tackled by the middle-England favourite.

“Oh yes,” said a visibly tumescent Williams.

“It’s Channel 4 so we’ll be taking on all the tough topics in the new Bake Off.

“Terrorism, teenage abortion, and even whether or not to try and bring back spangles.”

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