Friday 9 September 2016

‘Impressionable’ Anjem Choudary converted by prison Jehovah’s Witnesses


Anjem Choudary released from prison

Radical hate preacher Anjem Choudary has renounced his Muslim faith after being forced to share a cell with a particularly persistent Jehovah’s Witness.

Choudary’s cellmate, Dave Smith, is a devout Witness and has spent the entire week teaching Choudary about the ways of his one true faith.

As one prison officer explained, “The Witnesses in here prey on the weak and feeble minded, but there’s very little we can do about it.

“They get you in a locked room and make you think about all the things that are wrong with the world, and before you know it you’re reading The Watchtower and finding answers on every page.

“In the outside world you can close the door on them when they come knocking, and can easily go back to your evening, but when you’re in prison, there is no escape from them.

“The British prison system is rife with radicalised Jehovah’s Witnesses going round refusing blood transfusions, criticising Christmas and being unable to explain where black people came from.

“The people locked up in here are often disenfranchised and feel left behind by the ‘system’, so, of course they’re going to feel welcomed by a group offering eternity in paradise in return for ignoring Easter.

“Poor Anjem really didn’t stand a chance once they got their claws into him.

“Plus it didn’t hurt that the Witnesses also hate the gays.”

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