Leading director Michael Bay has declared himself devastated after the omission of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from a BBC Culture list of the top films of this century.
“Goddamn pussy-ass limey little bitches,” said Mr Bay on hearing the news.
“You telling me that Mulholland Drive is a better film than Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Seriously? That’s what you’re telling me?”
“I mean, sure, it’s got a f*ck-load of naked asses and titties, but naked titties and asses ain’t everything.
“No-one but a bunch tea-drinking asswipes from London is going to think that stuck-up crap about a couple of broads walking round LA being pissed at each other is better than a f*ckload of space robots beating the shit out of each other.”
The absence of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen from the list throws into question it’s veracity, with Mr Bay insisting that they should definitely have asked more 9-year-old boys about the best films of the century.
“Oh sure, you ask a load of crusty old British f*cks about best films, they’re gonna say Mulholland Drive, but you ask 9-year-old boys? F*cking Transformers, every time.
“And those little f*cks are the future.”