Tuesday 9 August 2016

Assassinated presidential candidates don’t win elections, confirms Donald Trump

Donald Trump wants people to kill Hillary Clinton

Presidential candidates that have been shot and killed don’t win the White House, according to Donald Trump this evening.

Speaking at a rally in North Carolina, Trump told supporters that people who love guns could stop Hillary Clinton winning the election, and should do so in any way they see fit.

He told the crowd, “Hillary wants to take your guns, but you know, if you did something, she couldn’t take them – and you, you have the power to do that. You and your guns.

“You, your guns, and your hatred of Hillary Clinton – which I am helping to stoke right now – are a powerful combination capable of stopping her.

“You see what I’m getting at, right? I can’t actually say the words, apparently, but you guys are smart. Smart guys.

“Smart guys who know the second amendment will disappear if crooked Hillary wins the election.

“But I think smart people will stop her. Mark my words.”

“A lot of people say dead people don’t become president, and I think they’ve got a point. I’m just putting it out there, a lot of people say it.”

Trump supporters have welcomed his latest outburst, particularly the bit about them being smart.

Rally attendee Chuck Williams told us, “We are smart people, like Mr Trump says, and we are willing to kill to keep possession of the firearms that liberals say kill people.

“Like Trump said, we’re smart.”

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