Chris Froome wins Tour de France without indicating once

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Chris Froome has romped to a third Tour de France triumph without once bothering to fucking indicate, according to reports.

Froome beat off the challenge of second-placed German cyclist, Bernd Begemann, who made the fatal mistake of stopping for a red light.

The cycling ace left the rest of the field behind while screaming at pedestrians who dared to get within ten metres of him.

Although ample cycle paths are provided along the route, Froome and other cyclists chose to ride on roads that were primarily designed for car users.

Vast stretches of the A567 Lyon to Paris had to be cordoned off, leading to lengthy diversions and frayed tempers.

The arrogant Brit eventually crossed the winning line flanked by eight other cyclists making it very difficult for cars to overtake.

Froome now plans to spend a year off during which he will hopefully learn what a fucking hand signal is.

Angry Audi driver, Simon Williams, said, “They treat these roads like it’s some sort of race track.”