How come our managers are sacked less often than football ones, ask office workers

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Office workers are starting to ask why their managers remain in work longer than people who can organise a football team.

Simon Williams, a claims adjuster and non-football fan from Glasgow told reporters, “Recently I read about a man that managed a large and successful premier league football team, and also secured a prestigious trophy for said team – but then was sacked.

“Our office manager only has to organise a group roughly half the size of a football team and can’t even remember to order the staples every week. Yet somehow he remains in a job?

“I always thought a team manager was a purely ceremonial post, like Blackrod or Santa Claus, who was then ritualistically fired at the end of every season.

I’ve since realised that somehow, a person who can’t send email attachments by themselves inexplicably has better job security and value than a person who has been entrusted with the success of a multi million pound professional sports team.

“Also, I bet Louis Van Gaal doesn’t insist on having a better chair than everybody else, or try to get off with the PAs at the Christmas party.”