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A school child has taken the message left by Banksy to heart and expressed himself through the medium of satirical artwork.
Simon Williams, 9, drew an enormous penis on his desk at his Bristol school after Banksy left a mural on the wall of his school which probably meant something important.
“It’s a social commentary on the state of the British education system,” sniggered Williams, while pointing at his phallus before turning his ruler into a pretend penis and shaking it at his classmates.
“Basically, it’s saying how teachers, schools and exams and all that are just a massive dick. Which is quite profound, I reckon.”
Williams’ mother said, “Simon has always had trouble expressing himself, so it’s wonderful that Banksy’s mural has brought this artistic side out of him.
“I think it’s a wonderful metaphor for the struggles that all young people face in their day-to-day lives in 21st century Britain.
“I genuinely didn’t realise my son was so socially aware and so incredibly talented.”
Teacher, Jay Cooper, said, “That’s not true, we fired that particular caretaker years ago.”
“Regardless, Simon has until the end of the day to clean that penis from his desk, or he’ll be part of my latest Damien Hirst-inspired installation piece which I intend to call ‘Right Proper Bollocking’, if you catch my drift.”
