Axl Rose not completely cocking up the current AC/DC tour has caught the world completely on the hop, we can report.
The lead singer of Guns ‘n’ Roses was expected to utterly bollock the whole thing up and has startled pretty much everyone including his own bandmates by arriving on time completely sober.
He also appears to have lost considerable weight so he no longer looks like Keith Lemon, much to everyone’s surprise – and to be frank, disappointment.
“Look, the last thing anyone wants to do is like Axl Rose,” AC/DC fan Simon Williams told us.
“He is, for want of a better word, an out-and-out knob who has acted like a childish prima donna for pretty much the entirety of my adult life.
“So it’s actually really painful to acknowledge that he’s doing a good job leading for Accdacca. A really, really. good job. God Damnit.”
Reports indicate that Rose will be going back on the road with the original lineup of Guns N Roses later in the year so he’s still got plenty of time to fuck it up for everyone yet.