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Oddly-featured actor Ryan Gosling has turned into a beautiful swan; we can report today.
The critically acclaimed actor had found himself rejected for his waddle and unusual looks, and was often turned away when he went wandering far and near.
“‘Get out of town, get out, get out, get out of town’, they said to me”, he confirmed at a press conference this afternoon.
“I would often cry a very unhappy tear.”
“I was ashamed to show my face, afraid of what others might say.”
The actor is known to be very private and hid away all through the wintertime with wife Eva Mendes.
However, during that time and contrary to expectations, it turns out that Gosling has turned into a very fine swan, a very fine swan indeed.
