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A local woman’s day was going just fine right until she woke up, she has reported today.
Simone Williams told reporters that she’d been having a really lovely day and then her alarm clock went off.
“It’s just all been downhill from there,” she said.
Simone said that her day was ‘utterly ruined’ by waking, as she’s had to get up, get dressed and go to work, which spoiled an otherwise wonderful sunny morning.
She also had to use public transport and engage with co-workers, an experience she wouldn’t wish on her worst enemy.
To add insult to injury, a co-worker is having their birthday today and brought in the cheapest cake Asda had to offer to mark the experience.
“It’s been a complete ‘mare since six thirty, and I’m not expecting things to improve until I’m dressed in my pyjamas and halfway down my second glass of Pinot Grigio at about eight tonight,” she told us.
“All things considered I’d rather have stayed asleep, although if my alarm clock hadn’t woken me the enormous fart my husband let go two minutes later would have.”
