Latest terror attack definitely bringing out the best in everyone

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The sickening terrorism attack in Brussels has really brought out the caring, tolerant and inclusive sides of modern society, according to reports this morning.

With numerous calls to ‘send em back’, ‘bomb the hell out of wherever they come from’ or ‘let the people on the street deal with them’, British society is celebrating one of its finest hours.

English Defence League member Steve Matthews told us, “When I heard the news I was sickened, but then I began sporting a huge erection when I realised how this will give me a perfect opportunity to spout my vile opinions.

“There’ll be a rally near you soon, I guarantee it.”

“What everyone needs to realise is that the best way to beat extremism is with a different type of extremism – history proves this, probably.

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“And our extremism is based on skin colour rather than religion, so it’s much more valid.”

Early reports confirm that no viral Facebook posts have yet emerged in support of the hundreds of Belgian citizens who ran back towards the carnage to help those injured, with most new posts choosing to focus on some type of racism or revenge.

Television viewer Kerry Williams, who heard about the news from a friend, told us, “Why don’t we adopt an eye-for-an-eye justice policy like ISIS? This is the bit where they’ve got it right.”

Another tolerant individual who asked to remain nameless told us,”Send ’em all back, all of ’em – if they haven’t done anything yet, then they will, so better safe than sorry.

“Of course, the only way to win against people who kill those who do things they don’t like, is to kill all the people who do things we don’t like.”

The final word went to UKIP campaigner Simon Williams, who told us, “This is what happens when you don’t vote UKIP.”