Nigel Farage already preparing allegations of EU referendum vote rigging

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Ukip leader Nigel Farage has already begun preparing to call for an investigation into the result of the EU referendum on June 23rd.

Mr Farage is expected to claim that democracy is even deader than it was the last time he lost something.

“Serious questions will need to be asked,” he said.

“I don’t think I will ever see a more perverse result than the one I will see in 4 months time.

“I will have evidence from an impeccable source that the result will be bent.

“I will not reveal who my source is or what that evidence is, but I will insist that it is utterly compelling.”

Other Brexit supporters have also reacted angrily to an outcome that hasn’t happened.

“Everyone is voting Out,” said Leave.EU spokesman Simon Williams.

“My entire family, people I speak to at bus stops, comedians from the 1970s, former Saturday Superstore presenters, everyone!

“What more evidence do you need of how low the corrupt EU will go?!”