Michael Gove, Nigel Farage and George Galloway team up to put people off voting to leave the EU

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The campaign to ‘Leave’ EU will ultimately lose the referendum after it was announced the would be led by a team of Nigel Farage, Michael Gove and George Galloway.

The charismatic and popular trio have put aside their personal differences to make absolutely certain that nobody normal will think voting ‘leave’ is a good idea.

The three will be backed by the Daily Express, which is just the cherry on top of the cake, really.

Leave, which had recently been improving in the polls, is now expected to become a minority interest again when the population takes a good look at who they’d be voting with.

“I was going to vote to leave the EU as its utterly shit,” said floating voter Simon Williams.

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“But then I realised I’d be supporting a bunch of swivel-eyed nobbers that I wouldn’t dream of having in my house, so maybe not.

“The day I vote the same way as George Galloway is the day they put me on a fucking drip.”