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The family of suspended psychiatrist Dr Adam Osborne has been left further embarrassed after it was revealed his politician brother George has been fucking a vulnerable country.
Dr Osborne, who has been found guilty of fucking a vulnerable patient admitted that it was a family weakness that “where others see misery and vulnerability, we see an opportunity for an erection.”
George himself has made no such admission, though the evidence is now overwhelming.
As one legal expert explained, “You only have to look at his policies over the last six years – any opportunity to fuck the vulnerable, he’s taken with all the vigour of a hormonal teenager.
“Those on benefits, cut them – those in need of help, cut it, – those who are just trying to make ends meet – put those ends further apart.
“In fact, the only people he has helped are those who are perfectly secure already.
“We’re not exactly sure what sort of sexual deviancy leads to someone bending over for people who really don’t need it – but whatever it is, George has it.”
Taxpayer Simon Williams told us, “The nation trusted George because he was in a position of power and responsibility – how wrong they were.”
“George has exploited the good nature of the vulnerable people of the UK, and he has had his wicked way with them over, and over, again.”
“Can we put him in prison yet?”
