God bringing back Blankety Blank

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God has decided to bring back Blankety Blank, and has appointed Sir Terry Wogan as host of his own private heavenly version.

The veteran television and radio presenter was summoned by God following a short battle with cancer, and will now host an all new Heavenly version of the popular game show.

It is expected all new arrivals in Heaven will be given the chance to compete for a Blankety Blank chequebook and pen in front of a panel of rotating celebrities all hosted by Sir Terry.

Sir Terry will be reunited with panel regular Kenny Everett, along with new celebrity guests Lemmy, Alan Rickman and David Bowie.

Other newcomers to the game show include Cilla Black, Terry Pratchett and George Cole in what many television experts are calling ‘probably the best television show ever created’.

Television critic Simon Williams told us, “I’m delighted to hear Blankety Blank is coming back, but I’m devastated we won’t get to see it.

“If there was a way to subscribe to God’s channel, I would. Instead we’re left with Geordie Shore, The Only Way is Essex and Celebrity Big Brother.

“If He fancies calling on the cast of that lot I don’t think there’d be too many complaints?”