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37 year-old accountant Simon Williams is probably an ISIS sympathiser after friends noted he has yet to change his profile pic to that of a tricolore.
Friends of Williams claim that despite having 48 hours in which to update his profile picture to show his support for the victims of the Parisian attacks, he has staunchly remained anti-tricolore.
One of Williams’ colleagues told us, “At this stage we haven’t been able to determine if his refusal to support the French victims is because he hates French people, or because he loves ISIS – but it can only be one of those reasons, nothing else.”
“If you want to defeat ISIS, change you profile picture – it is the only way to beat them.”
“Why he would be so brazen about his decision not to have a tricolore profile picture, I have no idea – but then again how are we supposed to understand the mind of these terrorist types?”
“I know that the whole Da’esh / ISIS situation is a complicated one, with nuances and details most people don’t understand, but clearly if you don’t do the same as me then you don’t care about ISIS killing people and want them to win.”
We approached Williams for an explanation of his Facebook profile picture and why he is apparently supporting Da’esh.
He told us, “I’ve been away all weekend, Jesus.”
