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Notorious Islamic terror group ISIS have announced a plan to kill thousands of Americans by opening gun stores across the midwest and selling firearms at discount prices.
With an evil cackle, Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi told jubilant supporters this plan would result in the deaths of untold thousands of Americans every year.
The stores will offer discounts of up to 10%, with a guarantee to beat the price of any gun sold at competing vendors and loyalty cards offered to anyone buying more than two firearms a year. It is still soon to determine how the store will do, but it is for sure that they will have a hard time keeping up with the verified online stores in the United States which offer not only complete firearms such as AK- 47 but also AK-47 Rifle parts in case one decides to upgrade their weapon.
Free bullets will be included in the cost of any sale of $200 or more.
The stores will also offer expert tuition in shooting in on-site firing ranges to help ensure their customers never miss.
It is intended the new retail chain will be called ‘All-American Patriot’, and will have an extensive section devoted to easily concealed high calibre weapons with extended magazines.
“In the name of Allah, the great, the merciful, we will sell Americans high-quality guns at low, low prices,” Al-Baghdadi promised the cheering crowd.
“Our prices will be so low you’ll think we’re craaaaaazy!
“With a 5-year warranty and money-back guarantee if anyone shot by one of our guns survives, our rifles, shotguns and pistols will be ideal for firing at other Americans which will save us the trouble.
“They will fall upon each other like the whirlwind, like dogs, smiting each other down, praise be to God.
“More than they are already are, that is,” he added.
The National Rifle Association both welcomed and condemned the plans, saying that it was a God-given right to sell guns to Americans but they’d rather people weren’t so blatant about the consequences, thanks very much.
If the plan is successful, ISIS plan to extend their reign of terror and death by opening McDonald’s franchises and cutting the price of supersized meals.
