Labour leader has pledged a new raft of pledges in a new pledge pledge today.
He pledged that the pledged pledges would be brought in within 100 days of the election.
The new pledges will include a pledge to introduce extra new pledges just as soon as the last lot have been forgotten.
He went on to pledge the pledges would be tattooed onto a shaved badger’s arse which he would look at every day.
Miliband went on to pledge funding for a giant space laser which would be used to write his pledges on the moon so he could see them at night too.
“Clearly you or I can’t be expected to remember my pledges so I pledge to write them down,” he said.
“And if it looks like I might forget I’ll have myself strapped down with my eyes wired open and a list of pledges played to me over and again.”
When asked, Miliband rejected suggestions that he was starting to look a bit desperate and needy, and pledged more pledges designed to counteract that impression.