Man in Primark sweater joins boycott of Dolce & Gabbana

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Your insistence that you will never again buy an item from Dolce & Gabbana has made no difference whatsoever after it was revealed you’re not a moron with more money than sense.

The boycott comes after the gay designers said homosexuals couples shouldn’t be parents, calling their offspring ‘synthetic children’.

Simon Williams told us from inside his Primark sweater, “I am outraged by their horrific comments and so I stand here in solidarity with those refusing to buy anything by Dolce & Gabbana.”

“OK, I might not have bought anything by Dolce & Gabbana – ever – but I might have done in the future, one day.”

“You know, if I won the lottery, lost all sense of taste, or somehow got cast in the main role of a Hollywood blockbuster.”

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The boycott of Dolce & Gabbana continues to gather pace amongst people who were never, ever, going to buy anything from them anyway.

Another vocal member of the boycott told us, “I once paid £50 for a shirt, and I was sick for over an hour after checking my bank statement – so no, I don’t own anything by Dolce & Gabbana. And I definitely won’t now, either.”

Dolce & Gabbana have defended their comments on IVF and Elton John, insisting they should be free to express their abhorrent views freely.

Dolce said, “IVF children are expensive, they are not for everyone – if you have that sort of cash lying around why not spend £500 on one of our sparkly jumpers instead?”