After being given seven Godparents by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, Prince George has expressed his dismay at all the God bothering he’ll now be exposed to.
A spokesperson for the infant prince said that having multiple parents in charge of educating him in the ways of a two-thousand year old book is about as useful as a Deputy Prime Minister.
They told us, “Understanding the morality rules set out by a civilisation that thought slavery was OK is not high on the young Prince’s list of priorities.”
“But a basic understanding of the sciences will have lifelong value, far beyond wasting Sundays in old building talking to yourself with your eyes closed.”
“An understanding of evolution is far more valuable to a young mind than the story of Noah’s Ark. But who is going to teach him this?”
“At the very least they could have included his Uncle Harry, at least he could teach him a bit about the science of reproduction.”