Friday 20 September 2013

Pin drop heard at UKIP conference as lunch is served by Polish waitress

UKIP Conference

A room full of elderly white men has fallen silent after learning that the polite young woman serving their lunch should go back where she came from.

23 year-old Ewa Adamek spent 15 minutes happily bringing food to racists before a short conversation with a conference delegate gave rise to questions about her ethnicity.

One UKIP conference attendee explained, “We could have had a sullen British teenager throw our food down in front of us, and kept the money in British hands. But no, not any more.”

“This is just another example of how we’ve let Europe take over. It’s simply unacceptable and has to stop.”

“Look at these foreigners, bringing their work ethic and pleasant demeanor over here, completely missing what it means to be British in the service industry.”

“It makes me sick. Only Nigel can save us now.”

Comments from other attendees were limited due to a sudden rush amongst delegates to attend an afternoon workshop on ‘How to Spot Johnny Foreigner’.

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