Wednesday 12 June 2013 by Formelia Alberthine

Six morons jailed over plot to bomb other morons

A small group of Islamic morons from the West Midlands have been jailed for up to 19-and-a-half years each for planning to bomb a much larger gathering of morons attending an English Defence League rally.

Five of the smaller group of morons were found taking a variety of weapons ranging from knives, sawn of shotguns and raw idiocy to last June’s rally in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, with the intent of killing members of the larger group of idiots – but were two hours late.

All of the jailed morons involved are said to have shared a mutual misunderstanding of their cause, baring a remarkably similar resemblance to the mutual misunderstanding of their would-be victims.

Moron objector, Sheila Mount, was astounded that morons on either side, with such similar intellect, could come to despise each other in a such a fashion.

“On the face of it, it appears that both sets of morons have been influenced by figurehead morons of marginally greater intelligence – exploiting them into supporting causes that have no positive impact whatsoever,” she told West Midlands radio.

“Why can’t all of these morons be rounded up and influenced into doing positive things together, like voting the Tories out at the next election?”

“Or turning their fire on the real villains in society, such as banks and Simon Cowell?”

“Pitting moron against moron is futile, there’s just simply too many of them to put in the canon.”

Morons jailed

Moron, Paul Hunt, said he was willing to hate anyone his mates told him to.

“I am willing to properly hate anyone really, black, white, asian, fat or thin.”

“Got have a hobby aintch’ya”

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