I can’t be a racist because some of my best friends are f***ing black c**ts, insists John Terry

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John Terry has sought to put an end to continuing speculation that he’s a contemptible racist prick by shouting racist abuse while giving money to some of his black team-mates’ charities.

Terry, who was cleared of racially abusing QPR’s Anton Ferdinand, said during the trial that he was angry and sad to have been accused of being a racist despite video evidence showing him being a racist.

“I’ve been called a lot of things during my career, such as twat, dickhead, wanker, shit, arsehole,” he said.

“Oh, and cock, prick, bellend, tosser, fuckwit and of course, cunt.”

“But I draw the line at being branded a racist even when I’m being a racist.”

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The Chelsea captain was quick to point out that giving money to charity provides him with special privileges.

“I gave some cash to the wheelchair lot which means I can park in disabled parking spaces whenever I want,” he revealed.

“I’ve also given to some women’s charities.”

“I just love to give, if you know what I mean,” he added winking furiously.