Katie Price divorce lawyer books Rolls Royce test drive

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Katie Price’s divorce lawyer has reacted to the news of her latest engagement by pondering which leather trim would look best on the new Rolls Royce he will now definitely be buying later this year.

Price announced her engagement to Argentinian model Leandro Penna, before insisting this one is for keeps, unlike all the other ones which were also for keeps.

She told reporters, “I am in love, definitely. It must be love because Hello and OK! are already biding for the photos, which proves this is the real deal.”

Bookmakers have agreed to pay out on Penna as the next husband, even though ‘model’ was a 15-1 long-shot behind, ‘racing driver’ and ‘member of boyband’.

Paddy Power said, “We’ll pay out on ‘model’  for number three of course, but I would remind customers that you can still get terrific odds on husband number four, with ‘scientist’ at particularly generous odds of 500-1.”

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Away from the limelight, her legal representatives have been busy drafting divorce papers ‘just in case’.

Her divorce lawyer Simon Williams said, “I would like to wish her a lifetime of happiness, and to remind her that my office hours are 8:30 till 6pm, but that she can call me on my mobile any time.”

“I hope that we will soon hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet, and that she remembers the fourth one is half-price.”