Thursday 15 December 2011 by Spacey

Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything

After Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list highlighted that the most popular search terms of the year include ‘Royal wedding’ and ‘What is scampi?’, it has become clear that men will stop at nothing when hunting for things to masturbate to.

With search terms including “How to wallpaper” and “What is Adele?”, ranking amongst the highest searches, a number of specialist sites are beginning to appear to help men cater for their expanding needs.

Stuart Lusty from Swindon has revealed that his website, Asian Swingbins, has been inundated with traffic since he set it up just over two months ago.

“I’ve been amazed by the response,” he enthused.

“I thought that I was in the minority when it came to being aroused by waste receptacles from the World’s largest continent, but it seems men everywhere are always on the look out for new things to crack one out to.”

“I think the popularity of Asian Swingbins and my new site Web Cam Probate proves that.”

Google Zeitgeist

Men have insisted that their ability to spoff one out to absolutely anything should be of no absolutely surprise to anyone.

“I could masturbate to an error message,” revealed 32 year old Matt Blick.

“Public sector strikes, Sainsbury’s, Steve Jobs, Fifa 12, you name it, I can fire off some man muck with out any problem whatsoever.”

“Actually, when I say anything, maybe not Katie Price.”

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