by Men everywhere have removed Oil of Olay model Twiggy from their lists of old women they’d still definitely do, after discovering that she actually looks like a normal 60 year old woman.
The cosmetic firm Oil of Olay have been forced to admit that they airbrush photos of Twiggy for advertisements because, unfortunately, old women are a bit saggy.
An Oil of Olay spokesperson told us, “We had two choices, airbrush her wrinkles out, or relaunch the product as one that gives you jowls like a basset hound. We chose the former.”
Men everywhere have expressed their anger at the disappointing revelation that Twiggy doesn’t look like her adverts in real life.
35 year-old Dave Shut told us, “I had created this elaborate sexual fantasy about having three generations of women from the same family all at once, with Twiggy as the totally-up-for-it matriarch.”
“And now it’s ruined. Totally ruined.”
Another told us, “I once hid in a wardrobe and masturbated into a sock over an advert she was in. But now I feel dirty.”
Precedent
This is not the first time an older woman has been dropped from men’s definitely-doable lists over night.
Dave Shut continued, “For years I had Joan Collins on my list because of all the soft focus they used in the Cinzano adverts.”
“Then I saw a paparazzi photo of her on a boat and instantly lost my lunch. It was hours before I could achieve another reasonable erection.”
