by A US beauty pageant contestant has claimed to be genuinely surprised after becoming a hate figure for saying she was against gay marriage.
“I don’t get it,” said 21 year old Miss California contestant, Carrie Prejean.
“I thought this competition was all about tits and ass?”
“I think the question is unfair, the great beauty queens of yesteryear didn’t have to worry about the gays.”
“It’s not that I hate them, per se.” She continued.
“It’s just that I see an eternity spent in fiery damnation for every single mincing one of them.”
Furore
The furore has completely overshadowed her responses to the other questions such as;
“I think there would be less crime if there was compulsory slavery for all black people.”
“Anyone with an IQ under 110 should be sterilised.”
Teenage boys across America have been quick to come to her defence claiming they would definitely still do her, even if she was a Nazi communist.
“We really don’t care,” said 15 year-old Dwayne Simms.
“Have you seen the rack on her? She could be the spawn of Satan himself and I’d still give my left nut to do her.”
