US women misunderstand Obama’s ‘stimulus package’

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Women across the US are completely misunderstanding the aims of President Obama’s recently announced stimulus package.

President Obama recently announced a $787bn stimulus package designed to revive the flagging US economy.

However, a large number of the US population have failed to grasp the true meaning of the package, and how it might help the people of America.

“Hell yeah, I want me some o’his stimulus package if  you know what I’m sayin’ ” said Sheryl, 41 a single mother of five from Louisiana,

“He might be half white, but I’m guessing he got some stimulus package goin’ ON” said Arlene a 39 year-old Texan bar-worker.

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The misunderstanding has led to significantly higher approval ratings for the stimulus package among the female electorate.

“It’s unprecedented,” said Chad Perry, Professor of Political Science at UCLA.

“93% of women are in favour of the economic stimulus package, even the staunch Republicans.”

“It seems even the right-wing are curious to see just what Obama’s stimulus package is capable of.”

“The 7% against it were all lesbians.” he concluded.

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