by 13 year-old father of one, Alfie Patten, has celebrated with friends after finding his first pubic hair.
The pube was discovered by Alfie during a routine morning shower.
“I wasn’t sure it was mine at first” said Alfie in an exclusive Interview with The Sun.
“With all the sex and stuff that I have absolutely definitely been having, it could have been anyone’s.”
Strange places
There were strong suggestions that the pube might have been planted in order to secure further lucrative newspaper deals.
But a vigorous tug, of the pubic hair, confirmed it was actually growing out of his pubic area.
“I’ve been waiting for one for a while now,” admitted the baby-faced Lothario.
“So it’s nice to finally be like the other boys in my class. Except with a kid. That’s definitely mine.”
As a result of this morning’s discovery, Alfie is expecting his voice to break some time in the next two to three years.
