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		<title>Woolwich murder definitely bringing out the best in everyone</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 08:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The sickening terrorism attack on a soldier in Woolwich has really brought out the caring, tolerant and inclusive sides of society, according to reports this morning.]]></description>
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		<title>Sky News blames Hillsborough on miners strike</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 13:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>waylandsmithy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Sky News documentary will tonight make the astonishing claim that the Hillsborough disaster was the fault of Arthur Scargill.]]></description>
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		<title>Shock as UKIP member&#8217;s Facebook page fails to mention any Jewish conspiracies</title>
		<link>http://newsthump.com/2013/05/19/shock-as-ukip-members-facebook-page-fails-to-mention-any-jewish-conspiracies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 13:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spacey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been widespread shock throughout Britain after a member of UKIP used his Facebook account to share pictures with his friends and indulge in general chit-chat.]]></description>
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		<title>Scrotums &#8216;furious&#8217; over Nigel Farage comparisons</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 12:43:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Stanton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scrotums north and south of the border are absolutely incensed by the suggestion that Nigel Farage is one of them, according to reports.]]></description>
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		<title>Men everywhere urge David Beckham to &#8216;let himself go a bit&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 15:14:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men everywhere have said it would be no bad thing if retiring from football meant that David Beckham put on a few pounds and wore the odd pair of sweat pants.]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;No huge demand&#8217; for Philip Hammond, insists gay community</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 13:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Matt Taylor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay people throughout the UK have resisted calls for Defence Secretary, Philip Hammond to be legalised, saying that there’s ‘very little demand’ for the MP to exist at all.]]></description>
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		<title>A&amp;E departments urged to hide where stupid people can&#8217;t find them</title>
		<link>http://newsthump.com/2013/05/15/ae-departments-urged-to-hide-where-stupid-people-cant-find-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 08:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Editor</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A&#038;E departments have been told they could relieve significant pressure on their staff by hiding from the sort of people who get vacuum attachments stuck up their arses.]]></description>
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		<title>Dan Brown novel to include teenage wizard who likes bondage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 08:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dan Brown's latest novel 'Inferno' will be owned by all human beings on the planet after it emerged a central character is a teenage wizard who likes to sexually dominate young women.]]></description>
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		<title>George Osborne admits to preventative brain surgery</title>
		<link>http://newsthump.com/2013/05/14/george-osborne-admits-to-preventative-brain-surgery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 12:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Stanton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[George Osborne has admitted to having his brain removed in order to prevent him having any more policy ideas.]]></description>
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		<title>Fury over Iain Duncan Smith &#8216;heart-eating video&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 11:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gary Stanton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A video which appears to show Iain Duncan Smith taking a bite from the heart of a dead benefit claimant has brought strong condemnation.]]></description>
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