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Robert Mueller’s witch hunt celebrates catching 47th witch

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47 witches have either been indicted or have pled guilty to crimes or misdemeanours in Robert Mueller’s witch hunt.

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Donald Trump offers the media hush money to stop talking about hush money

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Whacky President Trump is at it again.

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Tommy Robinson not that fussed about reporting on all the Catholic paedophiles

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Far-right investigative shouter and convicted fraudster Tommy Robinson has claimed that paedophiles inside the Catholic church are much better than the Muslim ones.

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Microsoft foils Russian political hack with 12-hour Windows update

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Microsoft has foiled a hacking group simply by asking them to update Windows on their computers.

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White House staff beg Donald Trump to stop singing “na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na SPACE FORCE!”

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Donald Trump is driving his staff bananas, but not for the usual reasons.

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Headstrong Mike Pence refuses to do anything with morning erection

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Mike Pence is ignoring Satan’s morning temptation as usual.

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350 US newspapers look for polite ways to call Trump a dick

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In a mass protest, coordinated by the Boston Globe, hundreds of news outlets in America penned similar editorials condemning Donald Trump’s persistent attack on the media and tried to find less obvious ways to label him a petulant wanker.

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Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly

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Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has today denied links to well-known scoundrel and bad egg Dick Dastardly, after photographs emerged of the two sharing a car.

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No one would use a car to commit terrorism if the UK allowed guns, insists Fox News

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Following the recent incident when a driver used his car as a weapon in London, right-wing pundits in the USA have decried Britain’s strict gun laws and explained that unrestricted access to military weapons would have made an attack with a vehicle highly unlikely.

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People with too much faith in mankind expecting N-word tape to hurt Trump’s popularity with his supporters

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As claims resurfaced that Donald Trump repeatedly used racial slurs while filming The Apprentice, people who have unwarranted confidence in the American public still believe that such a recording would destroy him, despite evidence that many his supporters actually like his bigotry.

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