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Putin announces he will win election next year to continue joint Presidency of Russia and USA

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Vladimir Putin has announced his intention to successfully run for Russian President again next year, as he is having such a blast with running two countries at the same time.

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Tel Aviv to recognise Donald Trump as an absolute c*nt

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Tel Aviv has responded to President Trump’s plan to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

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World to recognise Moscow as capital of the United States

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A huge majority of countries from across the globe are to fully recognise Moscow as the capital of the United States, in a move likely to anger some Americans.

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TIME to announce Hillary Clinton as ‘Person of the Year’ just to see the look on Donald Trump’s face

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TIME magazine is planning to tell Donald Trump that his presidential rival Hillary Clinton has won Person of the Year 2017 just to see the look on his saggy orange face.

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Trump family to spend Christmas in their secret lair under volcano

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In a break with tradition, the US first family have announced that they will be spending Christmas in their secret lair under a volcano somewhere in the Pacific.

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Gap between rich and poor still not wide enough, insist senate Republicans

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The rich people of the United States have today announced that although the gap between themselves and the poor in the US is wider now than 40 years ago, it’s still not nearly wide enough.

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Justin Trudeau embarks on world selfie tour

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Justin Trudeau is to take a year off from being Canadian Prime Minister to travel the world taking selfies, he has announced.

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Donald Trump adds a burning cross to the White House festive decorations

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US President and international laughing stock Donald Trump has today added a giant burning cross to the extensive Christmas decorations at the White House.

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‘We’re doing just fine’ says head of nation where armed toddlers kill more people than Islamic terrorists

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Following his late-night tweet to Theresa May boasting that the United States is ‘doing just fine’ with regard to radical Islamic terrorism, Donald Trump has clarified that relatively speaking, the threat posed by terrorists is low compared to that posed by two-year-olds with access to guns.

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Trump supporter disgusted to learn that his bathroom is gender neutral

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A Donald Trump fan has voiced his outrage at his own gender-neutral bathroom.

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