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Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg to settle it with epic rap battle

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Donald Trump says he has been hiding his flow for forty years in preparation for this moment.

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Everyone stunned that racist with crazy hair didn’t win an election

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Everyone is surprised that a racist with crazy hair failed to win the Dutch election, because that’s the sort of thing that happens now.

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Katie Hopkins cancels weekend plans to binge-watch new African famine

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News of a new famine devastating East Africa has seen columnist Katie Hopkins cancel her plans for the weekend in order to enjoy the famine unfold without interruption.

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Obamacare to be replaced with really hoping you don’t get sick

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Barack Obama’s Affordable Care Act, better known as Obamacare, is to be replaced by a comprehensive program of really, really hoping you don’t get sick.

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Leak from ‘anonymous source’ details how Donald Trump defeated General Zod

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A two-page document detailing Donald Trump’s victorious battle to save Earth from Kryptonian warlord General Zod has been revealed by US TV network MSNBC.

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Kellyanne Conway heads to SXSW with Indie movie filmed entirely on her microwave

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White House Counselor to the President, Kellyanne Conway, is heading to SXSW to promote her Indy movie debut, filmed entirely by her microwave.

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Huge snowstorm to hit US is ‘Obama’s fault’ insists Donald Trump

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US President Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to accuse his predecessor Barack Obama of creating a huge snowstorm – Storm Stella – that is due to hit the northeast of the country later.

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Twenty million terrorists on brink of starvation, claims Trump regime

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Millions of radicalised African children are about to starve to death in a victory for Donald Trump’s America First policy.

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‘I got this’, Donald Trump tells aliens intent on destroying planet

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After receiving contact from extra-terrestrial life forms threatening to decimate the entire planet, US President Donald Trump quickly stepped in to inform them that he was on top of it.

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Superhero film probably out this weekend

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Hollywood insiders are predicting that there will almost certainly be another superhero film out this weekend.

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