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Defiant Swedes march with Allen Keys held high

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Sweden has responded to that thing that happened the other night with a heartwarming display of national pride and unity.

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Bookmakers shorten odds on Sokovia being location of Trump’s next fictional terrorist attack

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The fictional state of Sokovia from the Marvel Cinematic Universe is now the bookies favourite for the location of Donald Trump’s next fictional terrorist attack.

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ISIS claims responsibility for masterminding Sweden attack in Donald Trump’s head

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Terrorist organisation ISIS today claimed responsibility for the terrorist attack that happened in Donald Trump’s head last night.

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Trump administration enjoys first catastrophe-free hour

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There was jubilation in the White House earlier this morning as, for the first time since Donald Trump took office, an hour passed without some form of catastrophe befalling the Trump administration.

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Dutch Moroccans take to hiding in Anne Frank’s house

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A family of Dutch Moroccans have concealed themselves in Anne Frank’s old house to escape the leathery jackboot of right-wing populism.

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Argentina claims newly discovered ‘eighth continent’

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Argentina has lodged a claim on the newly discovered ‘Zealandia’, saying it is historically a part of their country.

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Donald Trump gives White House Press Room credentials to blog called ‘Donald Trump has the best hair’

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The writer behind the ‘Donald Trump has the best hair’ blog has been given a permanent seat at the front of the White House press room, according to reports today.

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Donald Trump bans all immigrants from La La Land

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President Trump has identified the newest threat to his America.

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Melania Trump to give it another month before unpacking

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US First Lady Melania Trump is to hold off on unpacking the Trump family belongings in the White House for at least another month or so ‘just in case’.

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Harrison Ford told to let Chewbacca do the flying from now on

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The film star has been told the odds of him safely piloting a plane are three thousand, seven hundred and twenty to one.

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