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Saving Private Ryan branded ‘alt-left propaganda’

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Right-wing fringe groups including white supremacists, neo-Nazis and the Trump White House administration have labelled multi Oscar award-winning Saving Private Ryan as ‘alt-left propaganda’.

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Donald Trump says Rebel Alliance must also take blame for violence as Death Star had all the required permits

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Donald Trump has insisted the Rebel Alliance must take their share of the blame for the violence in the Star Wars universe after revealing the Empire had all the necessary permits to gather at the Death Star.

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Donald Trump’s Manufacturing Council now just him and man who outsourced his clothing line to China

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After the latest round of resignations, Donald Trump’s Manufacturing Council is down to the president and the guy he hired to outsource the production of all Trump clothing to China.

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Kim Jong-Un boldly wets himself

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Donald Trump promising to respond in force if North Korea try anything has been met by brave leader Kim Jong-Un heroically wetting himself.

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Man photographed enthusiastically waving flaming torch at a Nazi rally unhappy at people calling him a Nazi

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A man repeatedly photographed holding a flaming torch at a neo-Nazi rally has declared his unhappiness at being called a Nazi.

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Americans delighted President Trump chose to sleep on it before denouncing violent racists as evil

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Americans across the US have announced their delight that their President chose to sleep on it, rather than rushing to denounce violent racists as being evil.

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Trump finally condemns White Supremacists after a neo-Nazi claims more people attended Obama’s inauguration

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Donald Trump has finally denounced white supremacist groups after a member of the KKK made the catastrophic mistake of claiming that Barack Obama’s inauguration had a bigger crowd than his own.

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Citronella Tiki Torches keen to disassociate themselves from Alt-Right movement

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Garden furniture designed to ward off insects while providing a calming light at nighttime have today moved to disassociate themselves from racist morons who aren’t brave enough to play with real fire.

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You lost, get over it, Nazis told

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Nazi groups have been told they lost and it’s time to get over it.

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Donald Trump criticises ‘many sides’ in Charlottesville for interrupting his holiday

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President and walking satire of life in 2017 Donald Trump yesterday tweeted his condemnation ‘in the strongest possible terms this egregious interruption to my golfing holiday by many sides in Charlottesville’.

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