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Trump sends in troops to secure House of Representatives

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Donald Trump has decried the loss of the House of Representatives as fake news and has sent in troops to secure the chamber in his name.

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New Banksy lends evidence to theory he’s actually The Doctor

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A recent suggestion by The Doctor that she’s actually Banksy has been lent credibility by the appearance of a new piece of stencilled art.

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New Republican campaign ad just clips of Nino Brown from New Jack City

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As the US mid-terms approach, Racist sex-pest and president Donald Trump has revealed the latest Republican campaign ad – a series of clips of Nino Brown from New Jack City intercut with pictures of a white woman screaming. A voice repeats ‘be afraid’ throughout.

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Trump visibly erect as he discussed murdering stone-throwing asylum-seekers

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Donald Trump, Fascist Monthly’s Man of the Year, and actual US President, yesterday appeared visibly tumescent as he proposed the murdering of unarmed asylum-seekers who throw stones.

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Hillary Clinton caught secretly posting letter bombs with someone else’s fingerprints on them

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Pictures have emerged of Hillary Clinton posting bombs with someone else’s fingerprints all over them to make Donald Trump look bad.

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Goth Father Christmas making sure everyone on his list is naughty

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As Hallowe’en is Goth Christmas, their Santa is making last minute checks to ensure he only delivers presents to the naughty ones.

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Brazil re-embraces the ideology that made it such a byword for good governance in the past

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The Brazilian electorate has decided to put an end to the humiliating decline that saw it host the Olympics and become the 6th largest economy in the world and voted to return to its heyday as a right-wing military dictatorship when it was seen as the quintessence of Latin American politics.

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NRA suggests shootings in places of worship would be prevented by arming God

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“If Jesus had an AR-15, there’s no way he would have been crucified”, gun advocacy group the National Rifle Association has declared today.

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Good guy with a gun fails to prevent 3,095th successive mass shooting

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America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going to prevent a mass shooting.

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Now still not the time to talk about gun control

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Nope, it’s still not the time to talk about gun control, we can confirm.

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