US president Barack Obama has announced a series of cuts to the US military that will see its armed forced shrink to a size that will leave them barely capable of destroying everything on the planet, should the need arise.
A church whose central tenet is the belief in a man in the sky who watches everything you do and something grants you wishes, has been formally recognised by the Swedish Government.
North Korean officials have moved to quell international concern by confirming that new leader Kim Jong-Un is exactly as a bat-shit crazy as his predecessor.
Pyongyang officials have moved to deny the use of special effects after the state funeral for former North Korean leader Kim Jong Il concluded with his hearse flying into the sky above the city.
Pope Benedict XVI has used his traditional Christmas message to urge people to ignore all the enjoyable bits about Christmas and concentrate on some crazy Jesus-based mental shit.
NASA has hailed the discovery of an ‘earth-sized’ planet orbiting a star 0.0 light-years away, and have suggested there is a ’73% or greater’ chance it could support intelligent life.
After accusations that his latest sculpture on church paedophiles was too ‘subtle’, Banksy is to create a new piece depicting Dutch Catholic priests sodomising thousands of children.
Christians the world over are rejoicing after the infamous gay penguins of Toronto Zoo have publicly rejected the homosexual ways of the devil to come over to the heterosexual side of God.
