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Obama could still take our guns off us until next week, right? ask midwesterners

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Smart firearm owners aren’t letting their guard down until they’re sure Obama has gone.

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White House orders King-Sized waterproof mattress covers

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White House staff have placed a bulk order to waterproof easy-clean mattress covers for the Executive Residence.

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‘You f**king assholes don’t deserve democracy’ Barack Obama tells American people in farewell speech

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Barack Obama used his farewell speech to tear into the American people for voting Donald Trump the next president of the USA.

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Russia think they’re able to embarrass man who publicly told everyone his dick was just fine

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Russia apparently has dirt on someone who has confirmed his cock is just dandy on global television.

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Relief as report shows Donald Trump *would* piss on an immigrant if they were on fire

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Donald Trump supporters have voiced support for the president-elect after new revelations suggest he would probably be quite keen to piss on an immigrant if they were on fire.

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Barack Obama demands Donald Trump release which brand of toilet paper he uses

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Donald Trump is facing calls to confirm he uses Soft And Gentle after allegations he has alternative lavatory practices emerged overnight.

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Donald Trump appoints Hostess Cake as top advisor

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Donald Trump has appointed a Hostess Cake to a senior advisory position today, saying it looks ‘perfect for the role’.

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Donald Trump responds to Meryl Streep’s criticism with grace and charm

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Donald Trump has reacted to criticism in exactly the manner one would expect from an American President.

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The iPhone has made the world a better place, insists man who spends life constantly glued to small black screen

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It is ten years since the release of the iPhone, a device which has made the world a better place according to a man who spends every waking moment glued to the screen of one.

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Chris Brown to try punching a MAN in the face for a change

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Woman beater and occasional musician, Chris Brown, is going to see how he fares in a fight with another man.

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