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Man who objected to use of massively destructive weapons drops massively destructive weapon

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A man who complained about the use of nasty chemical weapons a week ago has dropped a bomb that kills everything within a three hundred meter radius.

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Ken Livingstone to replace Sean Spicer as chief Hitler Fact-Checker

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Hitler-lover, Ken Livingstone, is to replace browbeaten US Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, as the chief authority on Der Fuehrer, according to sources.

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Kim Jong-Un boldly wets himself

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The arrival of a US Carrier Fleet off the coast of North Korea has been met by brave leader Kim Jong-Un heroically wetting himself.

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Hitler distances himself from Sean Spicer

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The furious ghost of Adolf Hitler has distanced himself from White House spokesman Sean Spicer over comments made yesterday.

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Donald Trump calls United Airlines ‘my kinda people’ after they forcibly dragged foreign-looking man off plane

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President Trump has been quick to herald United Airlines staff and security as ‘my kind of people’ after footage emerged online of an elderly foreign-looking doctor being violently thrown off a plane.

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United Airlines confirms that beatings will continue until volunteering improves

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United Airlines have confirmed that they are no longer troubled by overbooked flights in what they have renamed ‘Club Class’.

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Concern as President Trump tweets ‘Donnie play Nuke-nuke’

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The White House tried to play down the latest tweet from the US President that simply read ‘Donnie play nuke-nuke.’

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Man who called Obama ‘founder of ISIS’ happy to create new power vacuum for ISIS to thrive in

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A man who called President Barack Obama the founder of ISIS has embarked upon a campaign of missile strikes that will create a power vacuum upon which ISIS will thrive.

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Donald Trump authorises bombing raid on Serie A

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Donald Trump has today accidentally bombed the top division of the Italian Football League.

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Use of chemical weapons bad enough to bomb Syria but not bad enough take in refugees, confirms Trump

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The use of chemical weapons in Syria is enough to justify a US missile attack, but not enough to justify opening your doors to the people trying to get away from them, according to the White House this morning.

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