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“More guns” answers NRA without waiting for a question

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The NRA has answered “More guns” without waiting for anyone to even ask them a question today.

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Kim Jong-un cringes his way through video of Donald Trump’s lickspittle cabinet praising their leader

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has found himself squirming at the obsequious nature of the video showing Donald Trump’s cabinet meeting.

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Guardian to offer readers special hand-wringing towels after ISIS leader killed

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The Guardian newspaper is to offer its readers free hand-wringing towels in the wake of the death of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

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Bloody French politicians just rubbing our noses in it, complain British electorate

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Indications that Emmanuel Macron is on his way to a two-thirds majority in the French parliament is seen as smug showing off by the British voting public.

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Eric Trump: The charity money is ‘just resting’ in my dad’s accounts

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Eric Trump has defended allegations that donations meant for sick children were funnelled to his father’s Trump Organization by explaining that the money is ‘just resting’ in his dad’s accounts.

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Donald Trump appoints this month’s FBI director

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Comedy President of the United States Donald Trump has appointed Christopher Wray lead the FBI for the next month or so.

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Donald Trump challenges Sadiq Khan to interl…intulek…intelly… cleverness test

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Donald Trump has challenged the Mayor of London to take an inteler…intylig…cleverness test.

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Populist agitators remain a model of dignified restraint following terrorist attack

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After another horrendous bloodbath on the streets of Britain, controversial pundits have collectively declared a moratorium on provocative statements out of respect for the victims.

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Nigel Farage embraces ‘gangsta’ lifestyle after being named in FBI investigation

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Nigel Farage is today revelling in his status as a person of interest to the FBI and has wholeheartedly embraced the ‘gangsta’ lifestyle.

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Nigel Farage tearfully grateful after being named ‘person of interest’ by FBI

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Nigel Farage is understood to be tearfully grateful after being named a ‘person of interest’ in an FBI investigation into links between Donald Trump and Russia.

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