UK Spoof News and Satire
American police, authorities and media are refusing to leap to wild and inflammatory conclusions as to why a caucasian male shot the shit out of a family planning centre.
America is beginning to wonder precisely when a good guy with a gun is actually going to prevent a mass shooting.
Everyone is waking up today to a completely different world today, after a woman posted a motivational slogan on Facebook last night.
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has issued a worryingly ambiguous statement that he’ll be having Turkey for Christmas.
A one minute silence will be held next week to mark the 65 millionth anniversary of the death of the dinosaurs.
Windows 10 has achieved self-awareness and initiated Judgement Day this afternoon.
Workers across the country are wondering if World War III means they can avoid their daily commute.
The creators of a pill that gives you an erection will acquire the company that creates botox to create the world’s largest testament to the vanity of mankind.
The Angels are at the centre of a fresh Fifa bribery scandal after sources claimed Sepp Blatter tried to bribe his way into the afterlife.
After millennia of argument, philosophers have concluded the only thing they agree on is that Friedrich Nietzsche was an utter twat.
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