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Internet clashes escalate over whether Mars rock is ‘black and blue’ or ‘gold and grey’

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Recently released photos of NASA’s Curiosity Rover’s excavation of Mars appears to show the Red Planet is actually black and blue, according to some angry people on the Internet.

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‘Jihadi John’ a sweet and gentle man, say people he hasn’t murdered yet

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The ISIS executioner ‘Jihadi John’ has been called ‘kind and gentle’ by a man whose head is still firmly attached to his shoulders.

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2022 World Cup to be held on the Moon

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FIFA have announced the QATAR 2022 World Cup will be held on the moon.

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MI5 ‘missed opportunities’ to stop the extremist Nige Al-Farage travelling abroad

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Fresh claims are being made today that the security services could have done more to stop the well-known extremist Nige Al-Farage from travelling to the US to preach his messages of hate and intolerance.

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William Shatner steals Space Shuttle to search for reborn Leonard Nimoy

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An arrest warrant has been issued for Star Trek actor William Shatner, who is reported to have stolen the space shuttle Enterprise.

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‘Ebony and Ivory’ to be re-released in wake of ‘The Dress’ controversy

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Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are to re-record their 80s classic ‘Ebony and Ivory’ as arguments over the colour of a dress continue to tear the Internet apart.

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Gerbils had ‘terrific’ PR team, find Black Death historians

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Gerbils killed a third of the population of Europe from the 1300s onwards, and pinned it on rats, we can exclusively reveal today.

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Facebook to acquire Catholic Church for $780billion

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Facebook has announced it is to spend $780bn (£467bn) acquiring the Catholic Church in a surprise move that will see the Papal office relocated to California.

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Isis, ancient Egyptian goddess, to undergo ‘rebranding exercise’

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Egyptian deity ‘Isis’ is to change her name as part of a rebranding exercise, according to a top PR firm today.

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FIFA reject 2022 World Cup rescheduling compensation claim from Santa

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International football governing body FIFA says it will not pay compensation to Santa Claus and his associated enterprises, who are unhappy about plans to play the 2022 Qatar World Cup at Christmas.

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