UK Spoof News and Satire
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has received polite applause from a Chinese university audience, despite accidentally telling them in Mandarin that he would like to do rude things to their grandmothers.
The nation’s meek have been left shocked at the size of their potential Inheritance Tax bill, according to reports this morning.
The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.
Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years in prison, and will finally have the opportunity to find out what it actually sounds like when a criminal is using your toilet.
Following a Synod vote to reject acceptance of gays, leading Catholics have expressed concern that they are being treated with the sort of contempt they normally reserve for homosexuals.
The world’s farming communities are braced for a global swine catastrophe as the first man-flu cases are reported among the pig population.
US President Barack Obama has told concerned citizens not to worry about the ebola virus in a broadcast from the Oval office inside his specially made hazmat suit.
Police in the US have received an anonymous tip from a psychic who claimed that they are far too gullible when it comes to people claiming to have magic powers.
Kim Jong-Un has returned after a five week absence from public life and crowned himself World Champion of Hide and Seek.
After months of fraught diplomatic negotiation, the world has united in its plan to avoid a decades long Vietnam style conflict with ISIS by making Turkey do it.
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