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Bollywood megastar Salman Khan has insisted he knows exactly how it feels to be sexually assaulted after the gruelling nature of ‘playing make believe’ for his new film.
A gigantic Kraken-like sea monster spotted on Google Earth has been positively identified as the alien demon-god Cthulhu risen from his eternal slumber today.
Russian athletes are expected to appeal their ban for wholesale doping when they come down, we can report.
The US Senate is to hold a vigil to pray for shooting victims and more money from the NRA, and is confident at least one of their prayers will be answered.
Donald Trump has revealed what he thinks about gun control today, with a proposal to ban people on terrorism watch lists from buying guns.
Wolves who choose to live alone feel they are becoming increasingly demonised by the world’s media.
The country of Qatar has introduced a bill declaring it illegal to be murdered, along with various other categories of crimes of victimhood.
The NRA have responded to the Orlando massacre with their usual degree of sensitivity.
The NRA has confirmed that they support the improvement of mental health services to prevent lunatics going on rampages, but they won’t pay any more tax.
After it was revealed that Orlando shooter Omar Mateen was a US citizen born in New York, Donald Trump has extended his proposed ban on Muslims to include non-whites born in the United States.
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