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ISIS facing civil war over choice of Apple or Microsoft laptops

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ISIS terrorists are facing an internal civil war over which laptops are the best to bring down an airliner full of infidels, it has emerged.

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Vladimir Putin to be given his own office in White House

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Donald Trump has today announced that Russian leader and topless macho man Vladimir Putin will be given his own office space within the White House.

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EU announces summit to invent new insulting terms for the British

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A summit of EU member states to discuss the creation of new insulting terms for the British is be held on 29 April, a month after the UK triggers Article 50.

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Trump is a true gentleman because he didn’t instinctively grab my genitals, claims Theresa May

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Theresa May has described Donald Trump as a ‘true gentleman’ after all they did on their White House date was hold hands.

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Citizens of 2117 preparing to celebrate the centenary of ‘The Great Shooting of Own Foot’

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Citizens of 2117 are preparing ironic celebrations to mark 100 years since what used to be called the United Kingdom shot itself in the foot on the International stage.

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Sean Spicer delivers White House press briefing wearing tinfoil hat

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In an escalation of the conspiracy theories delivered by the Trump White House, press secretary Sean Spicer briefed the press today wearing a hat made of tinfoil.

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Presidential Motorcade to be replaced with clown car

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The famous US Presidential motorcade is to be replaced by a clown car that pumps out multi-coloured smoke and has a comedy fart noise for a horn.

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Donald Trump currently sitting at Dulles Airport personally jeering Muslim arrivals

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Following his second Muslim travel ban being ruled illegal under American law, President Donald Trump has decamped to Washington’s Dulles Airport so he can personally harass Muslims entering the country.

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Donald Trump and Snoop Dogg to settle it with epic rap battle

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Donald Trump says he has been hiding his flow for forty years in preparation for this moment.

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Everyone stunned that racist with crazy hair didn’t win an election

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Everyone is surprised that a racist with crazy hair failed to win the Dutch election, because that’s the sort of thing that happens now.

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