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Turkeys have delivered a defiant response to supporters of Christmas, insisting they do not want to be part of it under the current proposals.
The latest instalment in the Mission: Impossible franchise features Tom Cruise escaping from the Church of Scientology, we can report.
The Captain of the SS Titanic has announced there will be a referendum on the arrangement of deckchairs this weekend.
The US Supreme Court made history today by ruling that closet cases and other bigots who try to feel better about themselves by hating gays should probably, on balance, get fucked.
America has fallen into the sea and is utterly lost, we can exclusively report this afternoon.
A new study has revealed that the vast majority of posts to Facebook are utterly shit.
Greece has been given it’s 1,274th last chance, we can report this morning.
North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has discovered a new wonder food called ‘Bacon’, the Korean Central News Agency announced today.
The European Union came up with a costed, workable and equitable plan to resolve the Greek crisis over the weekend but the dog ate it, we can report this morning.
The US confederate flag protest has now reached Hazzard County, making life difficult for cousins Luke and Bo Duke.
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