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Recently released photos of NASA’s Curiosity Rover’s excavation of Mars appears to show the Red Planet is actually black and blue, according to some angry people on the Internet.
The ISIS executioner ‘Jihadi John’ has been called ‘kind and gentle’ by a man whose head is still firmly attached to his shoulders.
FIFA have announced the QATAR 2022 World Cup will be held on the moon.
Fresh claims are being made today that the security services could have done more to stop the well-known extremist Nige Al-Farage from travelling to the US to preach his messages of hate and intolerance.
An arrest warrant has been issued for Star Trek actor William Shatner, who is reported to have stolen the space shuttle Enterprise.
Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are to re-record their 80s classic ‘Ebony and Ivory’ as arguments over the colour of a dress continue to tear the Internet apart.
Gerbils killed a third of the population of Europe from the 1300s onwards, and pinned it on rats, we can exclusively reveal today.
Facebook has announced it is to spend $780bn (£467bn) acquiring the Catholic Church in a surprise move that will see the Papal office relocated to California.
Egyptian deity ‘Isis’ is to change her name as part of a rebranding exercise, according to a top PR firm today.
International football governing body FIFA says it will not pay compensation to Santa Claus and his associated enterprises, who are unhappy about plans to play the 2022 Qatar World Cup at Christmas.
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