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‘The Meek’ facing enormous Inheritance Tax bill

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The nation’s meek have been left shocked at the size of their potential Inheritance Tax bill, according to reports this morning.

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Paris’ giant sex toy sculpture sells on eBay to ‘K Price of Sussex’

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The giant green butt plug sculpture which caused such furore in Paris, has been sold on eBay to a user named K Price who lives in Sussex.

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Oscar Pistorius to finally find out what a burglar in your toilet actually sounds like

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Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to five years in prison, and will finally have the opportunity to find out what it actually sounds like when a criminal is using your toilet.

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Why do people treat us with the same contempt we show homosexuals, ask Catholics

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Following a Synod vote to reject acceptance of gays, leading Catholics have expressed concern that they are being treated with the sort of contempt they normally reserve for homosexuals.

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World pig population showing signs of man-flu pandemic

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The world’s farming communities are braced for a global swine catastrophe as the first man-flu cases are reported among the pig population.

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Ebola outbreak nothing to worry about, confirms Obama from White House hazmat suit

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US President Barack Obama has told concerned citizens not to worry about the ebola virus in a broadcast from the Oval office inside his specially made hazmat suit.

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Police receive tip from psychic claiming they are far too gullible

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Police in the US have received an anonymous tip from a psychic who claimed that they are far too gullible when it comes to people claiming to have magic powers.

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North Korea declares Kim Jong-Un ‘Hide and Seek’ World Champion

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Kim Jong-Un has returned after a five week absence from public life and crowned himself World Champion of Hide and Seek.

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World united in plan to avoid prolonged ISIS conflict by making Turkey do it

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After months of fraught diplomatic negotiation, the world has united in its plan to avoid a decades long Vietnam style conflict with ISIS by making Turkey do it.

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Discovery of old Zoo magazine points to unintelligent life on Mars

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Researchers have identified the fossilised remains of an old Zoo magazine on the surface of Mars, leading to claims that the planet was once able to support a thriving community of thoroughly unintelligent life.

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