UK Spoof News and Satire
Pope Francis has claimed not to have watched television since 1990, after putting his foot through the screen watching West Germany beat Argentina in the final of Italia ’90.
Russian president Vladimir Putin, has surpassed his already considerable sporting achievements by scoring a hat trick in the final of a yet-to-be-played football tournament.
Irresponsible Shell CEO, Simon Williams, is engaged in a deadly game of Russian roulette with the environment, according to sources.
World Cup host Qatar has been reminded that it is much better at bribing people to get its own way, than intimidating them.
A plucky 3.1 metre long Australian crocodile tackled a dangerous 6 foot two inch royal ginger parasite, according to sources today.
A woman yesterday wore a dress. She is famous. It was somewhere glamorous.
Hollywood hunk Johnny Depp is now officially completely shit, according to recent reports.
The US National Security Agency has thanked Microsoft for creating a website where people will repeatedly upload mug shots of themselves for them to file away as they please.
The adult entertainment industry is on the verge of a social revolution, after one site reported a user clicking the ‘Share on Facebook’ button after watching a video.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has today expressed unhappiness and confusion that countries he’s threatened aren’t being friendlier.
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