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Santa Claus definitely a paedophile, insists Elon Musk

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Technology billionaire Elon Musk has extended his reputation for sniffing out paedophiles by accusing Santa Claus of f*cking the very kids he claims to be benefitting.

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Anonymous American caller begs Babestation girl to piss on bed

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A Babestation model was left speechless on Saturday night after an American caller asked her to piss on her bed.

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Donald Trump announces new policy of regime change directed at the United Kingdom

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The president of the United States last night confirmed his government are now seeking to topple the UK government in order to install one more amenable to his and his friends’ worldview.

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Hard-hitting Piers Morgan interview finally uncovers President Trump’s favourite colour

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Piers Morgan scored an exclusive interview with Donald Trump aboard Air Force One, and has revealed he managed what no other reporter has ever managed, in getting the president to admit his favourite colour.

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Trump really overdoing it at work just before annual appraisal with his boss

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Donald J Trump, an employee of the Russian Foreign Ministry, has attempted to compensate for a year of procrastination by trying to reach all his work targets in the few days before his upcoming performance review.

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After watching British TV Donald Trump instructs US officials to open diplomatic relations with Love Island

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Despite saying Theresa May’s Brexit plans make a trade deal with the US difficult, after briefly catching ITV2 last night, President Donald Trump has said he wants to open diplomatic relations and make a trade deal with Love Island as soon as possible.

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US Presidents should stay out of Brexit debate only when they disagree with me, clarifies Nigel Farage

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President Trump can say what he likes about Brexit, because unlike Barack Obama, Trump has the correct opinion, according to Nigel Farage this morning.

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Britain to curry favour with Donald Trump by showing it too is run by incompetent f*ckwits

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Britain is preparing for Donald Trump’s visit by getting ready to show the President that it can make a bigger pig’s ear of things than him.

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Shock as Donald Trump nominates Strictly’s Len Goodman for Supreme Court

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There was a growing sense of disquiet amongst liberal Americans last night as President Trump announced that he was nominating, former Strictly Come Dancing judge, Len Goodman, for a place on The United States Supreme Court.

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Popcorn sales spike across Europe

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Sales of popcorn have leapt a dramatic 4,500% across Europe today, with ‘incredible’ volumes of the snack selling in Brussels, according to reports.

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