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A group of missionary polar bears have besieged Russian scientists in a remote weather station, in an attempt to introduce them to their lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
Horror film director Wes Craven has taken up residence in your dreams on a permanent basis, it was announced this morning.
Gun control lobbyists in the USA have pledged to go and collect the most dangerous firearms in person if they are banned, we can report today.
America gun enthusiasts have again warned all countries with strong gun-control laws that they are in danger of oppression at any moment from a tyrannical government.
Donald Trump has launched another furious attack on girls claiming that they are stupid and they smell ‘gross, like doodies’.
Both television and print news are reported to be ‘thrilled’ by the murders of two people on live TV yesterday.
The National Rifle Association has claimed today’s tragic shooting of two reporters wouldn’t have happened if America’s reporters were better armed.
ISIS have announced their glorious triumph over a really old, empty building.
The Great Fall of China is the only man-made object visible from space, astronauts aboard the ISS have confirmed today.
British citizens have begun stockpiling delicious Chinese takeaways amid fears of collapse of the Chinese market.
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