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Argentina still spelling ‘Falklands’ wrong

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Argentina is still spelling ‘Falklands’ with an M and a V despite years of patient correction.

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France as thick as merde de cochon

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Twenty-two percent of French voters are as thick as fucking merde de cochon, it has emerged.

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Donald Trump’s biggest critic now his own 2013 Twitter account

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The harshest critic of Donald Trump’s performance as President of the United States is Donald Trump’s own 2013 twitter account.

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Vladimir Putin expecting to do well in UK election

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There is a degree of confidence coming from Moscow as Vladimir Putin is expecting to put in a very good showing in the upcoming UK election.

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Donald Trump willing to use nuclear weapons on people who keep asking for his tax returns

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Donald Trump has reaffirmed his resolve to use the nuclear arsenal at his disposal against anyone repeatedly asking for access to his tax returns.

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Turkey votes for Christmas

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Turkey has voted to be trussed up and stuffed in a referendum this weekend.

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North Korea successfully tests ultra short-range missile

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A missile designed to fly about eight feet before blowing up has been successfully tested by North Korea.

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Human race encouraged to enjoy their final Easter free from crippling radiation poisoning

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Political and religious leaders worldwide are urging every human being to make the most of the last Easter they will experience before the inevitable and devastating nuclear war between North Korea and the United States.

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Man who objected to use of massively destructive weapons drops massively destructive weapon

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A man who complained about the use of nasty chemical weapons a week ago has dropped a bomb that kills everything within a three hundred meter radius.

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Ken Livingstone to replace Sean Spicer as chief Hitler Fact-Checker

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Hitler-lover, Ken Livingstone, is to replace browbeaten US Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, as the chief authority on Der Fuehrer, according to sources.

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