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Princess Charlotte screams ‘c**nting motherfucker’ at children’s party

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Prince Charlotte has turned the air blue at a high-ranking children’s party in Canada with a series of well-placed c and f-bombs.

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Danny Willett’s brother offered role in post-Brexit US trade negotiation team

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The government has approached Ryder Cup team member Danny Willett’s brother PJ to see if he is willing to help the country negotiate a trade deal with the United States.

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Russia utterly fantastic, insists impartial anonymous Internet commenter

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A complete stranger on an Internet comments thread is really keen to let you know just how honest and decent Vladimir Putin is.

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American union of henchmen, sidekicks, and stooges to endorse Donald Trump

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The Trump campaign received a boost yesterday as it was announced that the American Union of henchmen, sidekicks, and stooges would be throwing their weight behind the Republican candidate.

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Canada too polite to tell Royal family to sod off

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Canada has smile politely and welcomed the Duke of Cambridge’s family, despite the entire country wishing they would just sod off.

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Spider calls police after Aussie pervert flashes genitals at him for a second time

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An Australian redback spider has demanded police take action after a man was caught pushing his genitals into his face for a second time.

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Global study finds US and UK ‘neck and neck’ in battle for world’s stupidest nation

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The rest of the world is still unable to decide which nation is the world’s most naive and gullible, a recent study of all 196 countries found.

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Presidential debate convinces every single voter they were right all along

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Every single voter across the United States found something in last night’s presidential debate to continuing to supporting the candidate they had already chosen.

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Trump claims to have travelled to Mars, invented yoghurt, and competed in two Olympics

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Donald Trump used last night’s fiery Presidential debate to defend his character, making claims with regard to space travel, dairy products, Olympic prowess, and numerous other achievements.

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I have the constitution to be President, says Trump. And the strength, intelligence, wisdom and dexterity

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Donald Trump has told the nation he is a ‘fighter’ – a claim his opponents agree with as he was never going to be a Wizard or Cleric with stats that low.

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