UK Spoof News and Satire
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has told reporters that putting ground troops in a fight with ISIS is the only way to ensure he gets the sort of erection he enjoyed during the 2003 invasion of Iraq.
Dozens of technology users have been killed with hundreds more injured as fighting escalated amongst rival technology factions last night.
A British couple are planning to take their sick 8 year-old goldfish to Australia for high-risk tumour removal surgery, it has emerged.
Global panic surrounding the Ebola virus has begun to subside after it was revealed an experimental treatment has cured every white person who has received it.
As campaigning in the Scottish referendum enters its final phase, both sides have pulled out all the stops to woo the lucrative North Korean endorsement.
Apple’s new smart Watch will make the process of looking up at the world around you completely obsolete, according to Apple CEO Tim Cook.
Prime minister David Cameron has said he is not ruling out the sort of military campaign in Iraq that could see him ultimately be named GQ’s Humanitarian of the year.
ISIL have plumbed shocking new depths by releasing a sickening video of ‘journalist’ Richard Littlejohn alive and well and participating in what they call ‘journalism’.
iCloud has been completely emptied of all photos by Apple product owners, it emerged this afternoon.
Men everywhere have this morning described as ‘disgusting’ the invasion of privacy caused by leaked photos of naked female celebrities, before seeking clarification on exactly where they are online.
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