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If that’s your definition of ‘excellent health’ no wonder you have an obesity epidemic, world tells America

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If a rotund septuagenarian on a fast food diet is your definition of ‘excellent health’, is it any wonder that the country is struggling with an obesity epidemic, the United States has been told today.

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Doctor that declared Trump as being in ‘excellent health’ spotted driving brand new Ferrari

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The physician who conducted Donald Trump’s first presidential medical on Friday has been seen tearing around town in some fancy new wheels, according to reports.

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Aliens demanding “Take us to your leader” urged to keep their expectations low

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Aliens have landed and have been urged to brace themselves for something of a disappointment.

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‘I am the least racist person’, says Trump clearly confusing ‘racist’ with ‘pleasant’

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Donald Trump has said he is the least racist person you could ever interview as he’s temporarily forgotten what the word “racist” means.

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Saying racist things not racist, insists Donald Trump

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Donald Trump has claimed that making unashamedly racist statements is definitely not racist, and anyone who accuses him of being racist is a racist.

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I’ll happily open new US embassy when I’m over for the Royal wedding, Obama tells Trump

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‘I can open the new London Embassy when I’m over for that royal wedding you’re not invited to’, Barack Obama has told Donald Trump today.

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Literally everyone totally believes Donald Trump’s claim that he didn’t pay for sex with a porn star

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The entire world is completely united in agreement that actual president of the United States Donald Trump didn’t pay for sex with a porn star.

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Dictionary definition of ‘Shithole’ updated to cover all Trump Hotels

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Dictionaries have been updated overnight to reflect the current interest in the definition of the word shithole.

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Millions of bottles of piss to go to waste following cancelled Trump visit

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Britain’s stockpiles of bottled piss have been accumulated for naught after Donald Trump said he was staying at home.

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Donald Trump cancels London trip after learning he’d have to go south of the river

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Donald Trump has proved he’s as smart as he says by refusing to go south if the Thames.

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