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Eurovision, Britain warned

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British social media users are warned to expect an ‘overwhelming tsunami of shite’ in their feeds as the annual festival of pretending to like awful pop rolls around again.

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Very rich people happy to discover that undermining our democracy only costs £70,000

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Very rich people in the UK are pleased to find that the process of undermining democracy comes with a very reasonable charge of only £70,000.

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Are YOU an Enemy of the People? Take the test to find out!

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Our country is under attack, and liberal snowflakes are determined to undermine the democratic will of the people – will you be helping them, or fighting against them?

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Shock as £60 fine fails to deter parents from saving thousands on term-time holidays

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Charging parents £60 for taking their children on holiday during term-time is ‘totally worth it’, according to the parents who happy to pay it.

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Asda to charge you in advance for a whole year’s shopping when you buy a Kit-Kat

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Asda has confirmed that they are currently putting a scheme in place that will take £2,000 from any debit card transaction, in order to ensure that customers can pay for their shopping until Christmas.

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Facebook friend just letting everyone know that he’s doing some writing, actually

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A friend has taken to Facebook to let everyone know that he’s currently just doing a bit of writing, which is no big deal, but it’s just what he was doing.

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Man who commented “Dying” and “I can’t breathe” on Internet video found dead

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A local man has been found dead after saying he was dying.

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Marvel at our unelected monarch but don’t forget to hate our unelected Lords, says confused Daily Mail

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The front page of the Daily Mail today is once again sending mixed messages to its simple-minded readership.

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US pulling out of agreement that benefits everyone is madness, insists government implementing Brexit

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Donald Trump pulling out of the Iran nuclear deal without a clear plan for what happens next is a clear sign of insanity, insists the government pushing full speed ahead with Brexit.

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Fake homeless man really committed to the role

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A man who has been seen pretending to be homeless to try and trick people with homes into giving him money is really committed to his role.

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