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Should I take off my shirt in public? Take the test to find out!

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The sun is out, and it’s the hottest April day in seventy years – but should you take your top off in public?

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Tory MP lost his seat due to 10 retweets, insists government claiming Fake News didn’t affect Brexit referendum

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Theresa May has told parliament that former Tory MP Byron Davies lost his Gower seat in Wales due to a tweet that was shared ten times and liked seven times, despite insisting thousands of fake news tweets did not affect the referendum outcome one iota.

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Victoria’s Secret launches economy range entitled “Rutting Essentials”

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Victoria’s Secret has launched a range of underwear without the pretence.

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Men all over country walking tightrope between removing suit jackets and sweaty armpits

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The hot weather is forcing male office workers to negotiate that tricky path between taking off their jackets and hiding their hideous, soggy underarms.

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Ocado adds ‘stockpile’ to its quantity options

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Ocado, online saviours to the lazy middle-classes, has announced that it will be adding ‘stockpile’ to its website’s quantity options.

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Meanwhile: Handsome, chiselled, soulful man will be keeping his t-shirt ON today

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A chiselled God of a man is maintaining an annoying level of public decency while lesser men walk around shirtless.

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UK braced for first day of over-wrapped pensioners whinging that it’s too hot

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Forecasters are predicting that today will be the first day that people over the age of 70 will consider it to be a ‘lovely day’, but much too early in the year to drop their hat, scarf, long johns, gloves, woolly tights, vest, t-shirt, shirt, cardigan and top coat, just in case it turns nippy.

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Brexiter who lauded post-Brexit prospects for international trade furious to see it in action with De La Rue

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Brexiters who proudly announced that Brexit would see more international trade outside of our shores have been left furious after they were shown precisely how that works with the contract to produce their new blue passports.

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Discarded Morrissey albums ‘a greater environmental catastrophe’ than plastic bottles

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Morrissey records thrown out in disgust by the general public are posing a greater hazard to the marine ecosystem than empty bottles of Fanta, it has emerged.

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Home Office hires Jim Davidson to teach Windrush deportees how to act Jamaican

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Jim Davidson will form a key part of the repatriation strategy for Windrush deportees returning to the Caribbean.

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