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I’ll happily open new US embassy when I’m over for the Royal wedding, Obama tells Trump

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‘I can open the new London Embassy when I’m over for that royal wedding you’re not invited to’, Barack Obama has told Donald Trump today.

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People shocked that woman who would sleep with UKIP leader twice her age, is tasteless racist

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As revelations appeared that the UKIP leader Henry Bolton’s glamour model girlfriend wrote derogatory and racist comments about Meghan Markle, people are surprised to learn she isn’t a tolerant demure woman bristling with intellectual curiosity.

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Millions of bottles of piss to go to waste following cancelled Trump visit

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Britain’s stockpiles of bottled piss have been accumulated for naught after Donald Trump said he was staying at home.

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Snug Rugs just ‘backwards dressing gowns’

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The sleeved blankets known as ‘Snug Rugs’ have been revealed to simply be extra-large dressing gowns donned back to front.

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Donald Trump cancels London trip after learning he’d have to go south of the river

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Donald Trump has proved he’s as smart as he says by refusing to go south if the Thames.

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Most children want to be a reaction GIF when they grow up

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The majority of children aged 5 to 14 want to be a short animated clip when they’re older.

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Voters actually kind of intrigued to know what a second Brexit Bus might say

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After Nigel Farage teased the idea of a second EU referendum, many voters have expressed an interest in finding out what a second Brexit bus might say, and who would stand in front of it.

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Man’s work timesheet a surprisingly accurate reflection of what he did that week

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A man who normally completes his timesheet in a half-arsed, last-job-of-the week-like strop has wowed colleagues and friends alike after his manager confirmed that his most recently submitted timesheet had been filled in accurately, and wholly reflected the work he had done during the week.

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Brexiters demonstrate British might by sending Barnier a hamper with Buckfast, Wotsits and a copy of Razzle

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Several pro-Leave politicians staged a media event where they gave Michel Barnier a hamper full of British goods so as to show the world that Britain can once again be a great and powerful trading nation.

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Second Brexit referendum voting ‘Remain’ would lead to ‘best of three decider’ claims Nigel Farage

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Nigel Farage has said that we would not be opposed to a second referendum on Brexit but insisted that if the result doesn’t go his way he would call for a ‘best of three’ decider.

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