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Sherlock was much better before Brexit, insist viewers

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Sherlock has gone down hill rapidly since the country voted to leave the EU, according to fans of the show today.

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Prince Charles writes book about superhero who talks to plants

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Prince Charles has written a book about a fictional superhero with the power to strike up a conversation with vegetation. The Adventures of Plantman is the first in a series aimed at adults in the hope of explaining to them the complicated issues around people who talk to plants. A spokesperson for the publisher told us, […]

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Missing persons case opened after ‘Sherlock’ writer vanishes up his own arse

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Detectives are understood to be baffled this morning after the writer of BBC’s ‘Sherlock’ vanished up his own arse.

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Brexit plan to include throwing virgins into a volcano

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Prime Minister Theresa May is to make a speech in which she will outline her plans to appease the Gods in a bid to achieve a Brexit that “works for everyone”.

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Pound falls on reports of Brexit plans to relocate Great Britain to Pacific Ocean

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The pound has hit its lowest level in three months amid reports that Theresa May will outline plans to physically pull Great Britain out of Europe and relocate it in the Pacific Ocean, just to the south of Hawaii.

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Aunt no longer giddy

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It has been revealed that, due to medical advancements, the well-known giddy aunt is no longer giddy, leading to consternation amongst users of the popular idiom.

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MP Tristram Hunt steps down after accidentally visiting Stoke-on-Trent

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Tristram Hunt, the MP for Stoke-on-Trent Central, has resigned from the Labour party after inadvertently spending some time in his constituency.

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Storm surge threatens coastal areas with massive waves of immigration metaphors

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Low-lying areas of the UK risk being swamped by a tidal wave of immigration metaphors, it has emerged.

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Scottish weather described as horrendous, unendurable and quite mild for the time of year

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Up to eight inches of snow fell in Scotland overnight, leaving workers wondering if they’ll need a jacket to go to Greggs this lunchtime.

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Super Mario dropped by Check-a-Trade after failing to complete a single plumbing job

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So-called ‘plumber’ Super Mario has today been dropped by the Check-a-trade business directory after thousands of complaints by customers that they are still waiting for their plumbing work to be done.

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