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MI5 ‘missed opportunities’ to stop the extremist Nige Al-Farage travelling abroad

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Fresh claims are being made today that the security services could have done more to stop the well-known extremist Nige Al-Farage from travelling to the US to preach his messages of hate and intolerance.

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Man forced to load dishwasher like bomb-disposal expert to prevent wife exploding

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Basingstoke resident Simon Williams has been forced to load the dishwasher like some kind of bomb disposal expert, for fear of his wife exploding again.

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Lagoon power stations would drastically reduce opportunities for foreign invasions, warns Tony Blair

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Being reliant on nothing more than your own coastline for your power needs would drastically reduce the incentives for foreign invasions, Tony Blair has warned this morning.

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BBC produces current affairs programme without UKIP representative

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The BBC have made a breakthrough in broadcasting by successfully creating a current affairs programme that didn’t feature UKIP in any way whatsoever.

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We have some of our best ideas whilst smoking crack, insist right-wing economists

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After one of George Osborne’s economic advisers was caught on camera smoking crack, economists everywhere have said you shouldn’t knock it until you’ve tried it.

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Trade Descriptions Act forces ‘Gentlemen’s Clubs’ to be renamed ‘Tosser Shacks’

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As of midnight on March 31st, strip clubs will no longer be allowed to refer to themselves as ‘Gentlemen’s clubs’, as it is a clear violation of the Trade Descriptions Act.

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‘Just be yourself’ is terrible advice for most people, study warns

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Following your mum’s advice to just be yourself on dates and at interviews is a really bad idea, according to a new study.

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UKIP ‘picked on’ just for being massive racists

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UKIP Deputy Chairman Suzanne Evans has claimed that the media regularly singles out the party purely because it is full of racists.

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Fans wondering if Sky Sports TV package includes Charlton pitch sex video

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Sky Sports subscribers have asked if the video of a couple having sex on the Charlton pitch will be included in their package.

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Madonna inundated with workplace accident compensation cold calls

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Workplace compensation claims specialists have been frantically trying to reach Madonna after she fell down the stairs at work.

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