UK Spoof News and Satire
A retrospective investigation into the murder of Marvin Acme has revealed Roger Rabbit was not framed by the evil Judge Doom, but in fact by new Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn.
An old age pensioner from Romford has reportedly found a million pound carrier bag hoard under her kitchen sink.
David Cameron has described Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn as a Britain-hating terrorist sympathiser, seemingly forgetting that he fucked a dead pig’s head.
Poundland’s ‘Don’t ask the price, everything’s a pound’ slogan has backfired following the introduction of paid-for carrier bags.
David Cameron has vowed to devote much of his time in office to ‘an all-out assault on poor people’, in his speech to the Conservative Party conference.
The writing of clickbait headlines is the only significant new art form to emerge in the first decades of the 21st century, art experts have confirmed today.
The 200,000 starter homes being promised by the government today actually consist simply of a large pile of bricks and some material to stick them together.
‘That bloke’ down the pub has been stumped by the revelation that a poppy-themed headscarf will be available to women this Remembrance Day.
‘Nordic Aspiration’, a well-known coffee shop in Shoreditch last night disappeared up the arse of owner Simon Williams.
David Cameron has announced at the Conservative conference that there needs to be a significant cut in honesty if the Tories are to win the next general election.
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