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This car definitely makes me invisible, insists man picking nose in traffic

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A man is busy picking his nose while sat in traffic, seemingly under the impression his vehicle renders him invisible.

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What sort of Brexit deal would YOU negotiate? Take our quiz to find out!

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As ministers conclude crunch Brexit talks at Chequers, we ask, ‘What sort of Brexit deal would YOU secure if you were the one negotiating on the UK’s behalf’.

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Long-term Heroin addict blames fruit tea for f*cked up teeth

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Heroin addict, Simon Williams, insists his frankly alarming dental health is a result of necking too much chamomile, it has emerged.

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Envelope of white powder seized by police was meant for stag do, admits Prince Harry

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The envelope of white powder addressed to Prince Harry that police feared was anthrax was just harmless cocaine, Prince Harry has confirmed.

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Biggest loser at Brit Awards turns out to be ‘Music’

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Music lost big at the Brit Awards this year.

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Timetable for Theresa May’s Brexit ‘away day’ revealed

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As the Prime Minister attempts to use a team-building away day at Chequers to draw her senior cabinet members together over Brexit, a leaked copy of her timetable has been revealed to the press and is as follows:

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Range Rover launch new 4×4 for people whose local Waitrose is halfway up a mountain

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People struggling to reach ‘inaccessible’ branches of Waitrose are to be helped by the launch of a new, more powerful 4×4.

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Trying to turn Jeremy Corbyn into asset was low point in my career, admits Czech spy

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In a shocking tell-all interview, former Czech intelligence operative, Šimon Boleslaw confessed to trying to develop Jeremy Corbyn as a source but that the information he gleaned made him a laughing stock and led to his dismissal.

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Jacob Rees-Mogg attends Black Panther screening in traditional African dress

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As Black Panther storms cinemas, Jacob Rees-Mogg has got into the spirit by attending a screening in traditional African dress.

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Political world stunned as Jeremy Corbyn splits with Nigel Farage over Brexit

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Jeremy Corbyn sent a shockwave through Westminster last night by declaring that Labour would not be supporting like-minded ideologues Nigel Farage’s or Jacob Rees-Mogg’s stance on leaving the Customs Union.

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