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Fresh claims are being made today that the security services could have done more to stop the well-known extremist Nige Al-Farage from travelling to the US to preach his messages of hate and intolerance.
Basingstoke resident Simon Williams has been forced to load the dishwasher like some kind of bomb disposal expert, for fear of his wife exploding again.
Being reliant on nothing more than your own coastline for your power needs would drastically reduce the incentives for foreign invasions, Tony Blair has warned this morning.
The BBC have made a breakthrough in broadcasting by successfully creating a current affairs programme that didn’t feature UKIP in any way whatsoever.
After one of George Osborne’s economic advisers was caught on camera smoking crack, economists everywhere have said you shouldn’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
As of midnight on March 31st, strip clubs will no longer be allowed to refer to themselves as ‘Gentlemen’s clubs’, as it is a clear violation of the Trade Descriptions Act.
Following your mum’s advice to just be yourself on dates and at interviews is a really bad idea, according to a new study.
UKIP Deputy Chairman Suzanne Evans has claimed that the media regularly singles out the party purely because it is full of racists.
Sky Sports subscribers have asked if the video of a couple having sex on the Charlton pitch will be included in their package.
Workplace compensation claims specialists have been frantically trying to reach Madonna after she fell down the stairs at work.
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