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New bio-bus to run on bullshit election manifestos

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The UK’s first bus powered entirely by the excrement inside an election manifesto has gone into service between Bristol and Bath.

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Farage erection enters 7th hour

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Nigel Farage’s erection shows no signs of abating, according to source close to the UKIP leader this morning.

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‘Send em back where they came from’ officially 2014’s top performing political slogan

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Telling voters you’ll send everyone back to where they came from is officially 2014’s top performing political policy, according new research this morning.

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Gordon Brown quits politics to become dating guru

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Former Prime Minister Gordon brown has announced that he will resign as MP in order to become a full-time pick-up artist.

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ISIS leader endorses UKIP candidate

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As the Rochester and Strood by-election campaign reaches its final stages, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has waded into the debate, giving his organisation’s full support to UKIP’s Mark Reckless.

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Letter delivery at risk because we only made £200m profit in 6 months, confirms Royal Mail

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The service of having letters delivered to your door might become a thing of the past because the Royal Mail only made just over £200m profit in the last 6 months.

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Paddington Bear film forced to cut mutual masturbation scene

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StudioCanal has voluntarily cut a controversial scene of mutual masturbation from the new Paddington Bear film.

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9 out of 10 men only paying for sex emotionally

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A new survey has found that 1 in 10 men have paid for sex with money, whilst the rest of them are paying for it on a purely emotional level.

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Three-hour lunches combat obesity, claim doctors

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Three-hour lunches washed down with several bottles of wine are a better way of tackling obesity than calorie counting, leading doctors claim.

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Nation hoping there are flesh-eating kangaroos in Australian jungle

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As the new series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here began on ITV, the nation has become transfixed on the idea of a flesh-eating marsupial storming the camp in the middle of the night and devouring the contestants alive.

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