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Ant and Dec no longer able to tell which one is which

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Tragic TV funnymen Ant and Dec have revealed that they are no longer able to tell each other apart.

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Daily Mail uncovers shocking link between visiting Moon and dying

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The Daily Mail has today unveiled a shocking report that links visiting the Moon to dying.

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IMMIGRATION ARMAGEDDON! Landmass could form supercontinent in as little as 25 million years!

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Left-leaning tectonic plates could lead to Britain’s borders being encroached by landmass crawling with foreigners by the year 25002016.

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UK Government offers Noel Edmonds in exchange for Julian Assange

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Britain has officially offered a ‘Bearded Twat Trade-Off’ to the Ecuadorean embassy.

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Beached migrants wondering how to get same sympathy as beached whales

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Beached sperm whales are now generating more sympathy than the washed-up, distasteful corpses of Syrian children, according to experts.

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LeBlanc reveals pretending to like Chris Evans will be ‘toughest acting role’

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Matt LeBlanc has revealed that his role as a friend of Chris Evans will be his toughest acting job so far.

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First rule of real Fight Club is ‘No Smoking’

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The real-life fight club is fine with you talking about it but would rather you didn’t smoke.

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Pro-rape group forced to hold meeting against their wishes

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A pro-rape group led by Roosh V has been forced to hold meetings in several UK cities, despite changing their minds and saying they don’t want to do it any more.

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Jeremy Corbyn to headline #JC4PM tour with performance of Kraftwerk’s Man-Machine

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The organisers of the #JC4PM tour have announced that the headline act will be Jeremy Corbyn himself who will perform Kraftwerk’s Man-Machine album in its entirety.

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Today is ‘Bring Your Cold To Work’ day, confirm co-workers

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Britain’s workers are apparently taking part in ‘Bring Your Cold To Work’ day today.

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