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Hypocrite Jeremy Corbyn refuses to give away all his money and go and live in a hole

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Jeremy Corbyn stands accused of hypocrisy for refusing to give away all his money to the poor and go and live in a hole in the ground, despite claiming to want a fairer and more equitable society for all.

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Tower block residents without sprinkler systems just relieved the Government has a stable majority

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Hundreds of thousands of tower block residents without adequate fire precautions have expressed relief that the Government has managed to form a stable coalition with the DUP.

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Bus written off after trying to come between Englishman and pint

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A bus has been badly damaged after trying to stop an Englishman having a pint.

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England U21s ready for seniors after perfecting the art of losing to Germany on penalties

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The England U21 squad have gained the valuable experience needed to lose on penalties to Germany, setting them up perfectly for a senior international career.

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SNP unveil new ‘Please wait’ slogan as indyref 2 undergoes technical hitch

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The SNP have unveiled a new slogan and party image in their campaign for a second referendum today.

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Britain’s coffee fans happy to drink any old shit, finds new study

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British coffee drinkers can’t get enough of iced coffee drinks laced with human faeces, a study has found.

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England U21s have what it takes to look disconsolate for senior squad, says Gareth Southgate

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England Manager Gareth Southgate has said he is optimistic that players from the U21 set-up have what it takes to look disconsolate at the highest level.

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Google busy removing all traces of the European Union from history

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The EU has ceased to exist in any meaningful form after Google removed it from its search engines.

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Google fined a record two ‘DUP confidence and supply agreements’ by EU

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Google have been fined a record two DUP confidence and supply agreements by the EU for distorting the online shopping market.

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Piers Morgan wondering how much he’ll get from new Tory policy of ‘giving money to hateful shits’

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Telly wanker Piers Morgan reckons he could be in line for a few grand, given the latest programme of government handouts.

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