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How much does Cambridge Analytica know about you? Take this test to find out!

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With news emerging that political manipulation firm Cambridge Analytica may have surreptitiously accessed the details of millions of Facebook users, it’s time to know if YOUR details have been used inside their algorithms.

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Stephen Hawking escapes the physical universe

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Stephen Hawking lived a life which could be observed, but not measured.

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Invention of burger-flipping robot threatens social sciences graduates with unemployment

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Social Sciences graduates face mass unemployment after a robot which can flip burgers was unveiled yesterday.

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Donald Trump proposes replacing teachers with heavily armed robo-soldier cyborgs

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President Trump’s plan for reducing fatal shootings in school is to replace all teachers with heavily armed robo-soldier cyborgs.

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Shock Report: 21% of the population still only have access to analogue porn

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A hard-hitting report has today revealed that nearly a quarter of the UK population is only able to access pornography in analogue form, either by mail-order DVD or by waiting until it’s not the young girl in the corner shop serving and purchasing a magazine.

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Privatisation of ISS nothing to do with creating future evil space lair, insists Trump

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After announcing that funding should be withdrawn from the International Space Station and for it to become a future commercial platform, Trump has insisted that there is no need for global concern at all.

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Flat-earth space agency to launch satellites by throwing them off the edge

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The Flat Earth Society is to beat Elon Musk at his own game by throwing satellites off the edge of the world to get them into orbit.

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Putting a car into outer space cheaper than parking it in London, SpaceX confirms

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Putting a car into orbit around Mars is both cheaper and easier than parking it in London, Elon Musk has confirmed today.

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Angry cyclist spotted furiously chasing down car 300,000 miles from Earth

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A cyclist has been spotted furiously banging on the window of a vehicle and swearing at the driver 300,000 miles from earth.

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Aunty still has French flag filter on Facebook profile picture

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Your middle-aged aunt still has the French flag filter on her Facebook profile picture, despite being over two years since the Paris attacks that lead the to Tri-colour overlay as an act of solidarity with the French.

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