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Daily Mail runs Steve Jobs obituary in which he’s still alive

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The Daily Mail has stunned readers by publishing an obituary for Steve Jobs in which he is alive and well, and living Cupertino, California.

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Experts divided over what new iPhone 4S’ technical issues will be

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Following the launch of Apple’s new iPhone 4S this evening, experts have already begun speculating on the scale and significance of the technical issues that will inevitably plague the new device in the coming months.

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Miliband receives ovation for pledge to cut Facebook changes

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Ed Miliband has has announced the most popular political policy of all time by insisting that a Labour government will do everything in its power to stop Facebook making any more changes to its user interface.

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Scientists unable to accurately predict when satellite-sized bus will arrive

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Experts from NASA and the European Space Agency have admitted defeat in their attempts to predict when the satellite-sized number 66 bus to Erdington will arrive at Corporation Street in Birmingham.

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Fury as minor change made to completely free brilliant thing

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Millions of Facebook users have expressed their outrage after a minor change was made to the completely free thing that continues to be free and forces no-one to use it.

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Google+ to allow everyone to have dormant Google+ account

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Social network Google+ has opened up its platform, ensuring that anyone who wants a dormant Google+ account to completely ignore, can now have one.

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Social networks find possible link between rioting and having a Tory government

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Executives from the major social networks, who are attending a meeting to discuss how to avoid the violent disorder that occurred earlier this month, have insisted that the best way to avoid further disturbances is by not having a Tory government.

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IBM’s new ‘human’ computer chip to think about doing some work after Eastenders

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IBM has unveiled a new ‘human brain’ processor which it claims will revolutionise computing just as soon as it finishes watching television.

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People who believed Internet Explorer IQ story to continue eating crayons

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After it was revealed that the Internet Explorer IQ story was a hoax, those who believed it reacted by saying, ‘you should try the red ones, they’re a bit waxy but also very delicious’.

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Internet Explorer users to continue eating crayons

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After research showed that users of Internet Explorer have a lower than average IQ, many of the browser’s fans reacted by saying ‘you should try the green ones, they’re a bit waxy but also very delicious’.

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