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Facebook Friend really bloody loves blossom

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A Facebook friend has revealed their absolute, wholehearted and unfettered enthusiasm for blossom by posting over six hundred separate photos of various trees and plants in bloom.

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New Audis to come with pre-paid speeding fines

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Audi has responded to new speeding fines by announcing that all new models will come with the first year pre-paid.

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One-way trip to Mars looking more attractive by the day

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The company which is offering the chance of a one-way trip to Mars got more signups than the Liberal Democrats yesterday, according to reports.

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‘Grammar Vigilante’ suffers heart attack after reading Britain First Facebook page

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The self-proclaimed ‘grammar vigilante’ from Bristol was rushed to hospital yesterday after accidentally stumbling across the far-right social media page.

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Amber Rudd to force companies to publish lists of WhatsApp users

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Home Secretary Amber Rudd has called on UK businesses to publish lists of ‘subversives’ who use the messaging service WhatsApp.

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Extremists threaten to quit YouTube after finding their videos shown alongside ads for Daily Mail

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Fundamentalists have declared that they are to stop uploading extremist material to YouTube, after finding that it is being shown alongside ads for the Daily Mail.

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Uber boss charged £5 after resigning more than 5 minutes into contract

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President of taxi services company Uber, Jeff Jones, has today been charged £5 after he failed to cancel his contract in time.

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Man told he’d won the Internet yet to receive it

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A man who was told that he had won the Internet is still waiting to receive it.

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Katie Hopkins’ lawyers advise that any future lies should only be written on a bus

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After losing a libel case for lies she wrote on Twitter, Katie Hopkins lawyers have advised her to put all future untruths on the side of a bus.

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Ford announces ‘Wanker’ driving mode for new Focus ST

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Ford’s new Focus ST will use Satnav to identify schools and hospitals and automatically turn up the stereo when you drive past.

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