Technology

I’ll happily buy your Internet now, Putin tells FCC after net neutrality reversal

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Owning chunks of the Internet to ensure some sources of information are easier to access than others sounds like a wonderful idea, Vladimir Putin has said this morning.

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Inventor reveals world’s first text message sent 25 years ago simply read ‘send nudes’

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The humble text message is celebrating turning twenty-five years old, but not a lot has changed over the years in terms of content, it has emerged.

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Tractors sexy, insist farmers

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Several tons of potatoes isn’t the only thing you can pull in a tractor, the nation’s farmers have confirmed.

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MPs to be given urgent training on incognito mode

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Following the discovery of an Internet’s  worth of pornography on Damien Green’s work computer, MPs are to be given training on how to use their browser’s incognito mode.

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Middle-class man using work computer to view property porn

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A man has been accused of using his work computer to download thousands of images of houses that are completely out of his league, according to reports today.

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Police confirm thousands of hours of solitaire found on David Davis’ computer

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David Davis is facing claims that ‘thousands of hours’ of solitaire have been found on his computer today.

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DC Movies announce they’ve finished the effects for Justice League

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Digital effects artists in Hollywood have today proudly announced they’ve finished the CGI for Justice League a mere two weeks after it came out.

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Social media companies to gain credibility by delivering headlines to Michael Gove by bus

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In order to address any perceived untruths spread across their platforms, social media companies will take to delivering the news to Michael Gove on the side of a bus.

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‘More work to be done’ on driverless car technology after test drive fails to kill Jeremy Clarkson

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Manufacturers of driverless cars have admitted that there are still some flaws in the safety technology after one of their test models failed to take out Jeremy Clarkson.

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Alderaan truther insists planetary destruction was work of the Rebel Alliance

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Alderaan was destroyed by the Rebel Alliance to turn people against the Empire, truther Sy-Mon Snootles has claimed in a controversial new book.

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