Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled the latest reason for users to leave the social networking site, with the launch of a new search facility which allows account holders to conduct free text searches on their ‘friends.’
Disgruntled spacemen have struck a blow against mechanised planetary exploration, by ransacking the factory that produces the fully automated Mars Rover.
As Google released the most popular searches in the UK during the last 12 months, the average UK resident has been revealed to be a 13 year-old boy with the attention span of a goldfish.
Microsoft has admitted that Windows 8 caused a 25% drop in sales, but denied that ‘panic’ had influenced their decision to hurriedly launch a new tablet controlled by tongue.
Copying and pasting a lengthy status update asking Facebook not to invade your privacy has finally been classified as the least effective thing on the planet, taking the crown from former record holder, Homeopathy.
Thousands of Palestinians are having the misery of living under perpetual subjugation further compounded by incessant texts telling about compensation for any accident they had or exploded home they’re under.
