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5 year-old racks up massive bill after putting iPad down to ‘turn up radiator’

The parents of a five year-old boy have said they are requesting a full refund after their son racked up a massive utility bill by putting down his iPad long enough to turn up a few radiators.

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Cat replaces iron as ‘least useful household object’

The trusty British cat could be on its way out, after it was voted the UK’s least useful gadget.

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Dyson launches Marilyn Monroe bidet

Sir James Dyson has released a bidet that will whip up a storm in even the smallest bathroom, and send shivers through competitors and customers alike.

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Vine gives tedious morons new way to bore the shit out of their friends

Twitter’s new video app Vine, which allows users to record and share six-second clips, has generated a huge amount of interest in its first week of operation, mostly amongst morons who mistakenly believe that their lives are interesting.

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Iran drags space program into 1960s

Rogue state Iran has taken a giant leap forward with its space program, capturing the imagination of its civilians by doing something most countries were doing in the 1960s.

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‘Major technological breakthrough’ as man fixes computer by shouting at it

IT help desks could become a thing of the past after a frustrated office worker managed to fix his computer by urging it to ‘Work you fucking useless shitepile of shitting arse-twat’.

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Facebook launches new reason to stop using Facebook

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has unveiled the latest reason for users to leave the social networking site, with the launch of a new search facility which allows account holders to conduct free text searches on their ‘friends.’

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Luddite astronauts smash up Mars Rover factory

Disgruntled spacemen have struck a blow against mechanised planetary exploration, by ransacking the factory that produces the fully automated Mars Rover.

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