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Internet trolls excited by prospect of larger Twitter character count

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Twitter has announced that mentions and pictures will no longer count towards your 140 character limit, giving trolls everywhere a greater canvas on which to spread their messages of joy.

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Britain’s nuclear deterrent software written by child on a ZX Spectrum

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The software running Britain’s nuclear deterrent was written by a 14-year-old in his bedroom on a rubber-keyed ZX Spectrum, a Freedom of Information request has confirmed.

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Minions file ‘cease and desist’ against Facebook users

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The minions are fed up of your tedious minion memes.

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‘Cigar wall’ urged to try vaping

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A brick wall seen smoking a cigar on social media has been urged to try vaping by the anti-smoking lobby.

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International Space Station chaos as vegan cracks open the Lentils

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Something has been ruined by a vegan yet again.

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Friends breathe sigh of relief as Facebook user declares he’s ‘taking a break’

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Over 200 people today were reported to be feeling massive relief after a Facebook friend of theirs decided to stop using Facebook for a while.

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Friend still asking if you’ve read her blog yet

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One of your friends is keen for you to read something that couldn’t possibly be of interest to anyone.

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Humanity doomed after cats evolve opposable thumbs

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Scientists believe humanity is ‘pretty much buggered’ after cats evolved opposable thumbs.

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Local ‘man’ reads manual

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Local man Simon Williams has been accused of letting the side down after reading the manual for his new television.

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Facebook servers under ‘enormous strain’ as snow sweeps UK

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Facebook servers have been put under enormous strain as the people of the UK rush to post pictures of the small sprinkling of snow outside their window.

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