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Extremists threaten to quit YouTube after finding their videos shown alongside ads for Daily Mail

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Fundamentalists have declared that they are to stop uploading extremist material to YouTube, after finding that it is being shown alongside ads for the Daily Mail.

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Uber boss charged £5 after resigning more than 5 minutes into contract

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President of taxi services company Uber, Jeff Jones, has today been charged £5 after he failed to cancel his contract in time.

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Man told he’d won the Internet yet to receive it

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A man who was told that he had won the Internet is still waiting to receive it.

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Katie Hopkins’ lawyers advise that any future lies should only be written on a bus

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After losing a libel case for lies she wrote on Twitter, Katie Hopkins lawyers have advised her to put all future untruths on the side of a bus.

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Ford announces ‘Wanker’ driving mode for new Focus ST

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Ford’s new Focus ST will use Satnav to identify schools and hospitals and automatically turn up the stereo when you drive past.

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Couple admit to achieving major life milestone without feeling the need to broadcast it online

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A North London couple were coming under fire last night after friends learned that they had achieved several major life goals without going on and on about it on social media.

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Leaked documents prove your phone is regularly telling the CIA how much of a sad twat you are

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Leaked documents have shown that your smartphone is regularly telling the security services that you’re a sad idiot and no danger to anyone.

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Nothing breaches our community standards except breastfeeding and trans people, confirms Facebook

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Facebook has confirmed that their community standards reporting mechanism is ‘largely decorative’ in a statement today.

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Donald Trump’s phone was the only one I DIDN’T tap, confirms Obama

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After years of getting the NSA to listen to every conversation in America, Donald Trump’s phone was the only one not being tapped, Barack Obama has told reporters.

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Jay-Z down to 98 problems after fixing the wi-fi

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International megastar Jay-Z has sorted out the problems with his wi-fi and in doing so reduced the number of problems that plague him from 99 to 98.

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