UK Spoof News and Satire
Twitter has announced that mentions and pictures will no longer count towards your 140 character limit, giving trolls everywhere a greater canvas on which to spread their messages of joy.
The software running Britain’s nuclear deterrent was written by a 14-year-old in his bedroom on a rubber-keyed ZX Spectrum, a Freedom of Information request has confirmed.
The minions are fed up of your tedious minion memes.
A brick wall seen smoking a cigar on social media has been urged to try vaping by the anti-smoking lobby.
Something has been ruined by a vegan yet again.
Over 200 people today were reported to be feeling massive relief after a Facebook friend of theirs decided to stop using Facebook for a while.
One of your friends is keen for you to read something that couldn’t possibly be of interest to anyone.
Scientists believe humanity is ‘pretty much buggered’ after cats evolved opposable thumbs.
Local man Simon Williams has been accused of letting the side down after reading the manual for his new television.
Facebook servers have been put under enormous strain as the people of the UK rush to post pictures of the small sprinkling of snow outside their window.
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