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Facebook petition sorts everything out

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Everything has been sorted out, all thanks to a Facebook petition.

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Self-driving cars risk putting clowns out of business

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Clown spokesmen have issued a stark warning that self-driving cars risk putting thousands of their drivers out of work this morning.

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Facebook auto-play videos criticised after people accidentally see George Osborne

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The video auto-play feature on Facebook has been slammed after thousands accidentally saw a video featuring George Osborne.

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Man discovers previously unknown identical twin brother in leaked Ashley Madison details

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Local man Simon Williams has discovered a ‘completely unexpected’ identical twin brother in the leaked details of adultery website Ashley Madison clients.

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World first as opposing parties ‘Agree to Disagree’ in online argument

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Two men have broken new ground by peacefully accepting their opposing views after an online debate about immigration.

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Wars to be replaced by Twitter feuds

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Following the popularity of the Calvin Harris’ twitter spat with Zayn Malik, the UN has announced that it intends to replace all wars with twitter feuds within five years.

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Man on Facebook far too busy to receive Candy Crush Saga requests

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Dull man Simon Williams announced on Facebook yesterday that he was simply far too busy to have to deal with Candy Crush Saga requests appearing in his Facebook timeline.

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Angry man sends email with subject entirely in capital letters

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It has been revealed that a man was so angry with a computer issue that he sent his company’s IT helpdesk an email containing a subject entirely written in capital letters.

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Everyone else spends far too much time on their phone, insists everyone

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A survey has found that everyone thinks everyone else spends too much time using smartphones.

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WW3 to kick-off after vague, passive-aggressive Facebook status

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A Facebook status along the lines of ‘SOME people need to grow the FUCK up around here’ will prove the catalyst to the end of all life on earth, according to experts.

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