Technology

PayPal boycott by Tommy Robinson fans sees payment firm lose tens of pounds

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Tommy Robinson’s fanbase has declared that they will stop using PayPal at their glorious leader’s request.

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Twitter under fire as civil conversation about Brexit allowed to go on for 37 minutes

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The popular social media website Twitter was accused of being asleep at the wheel after it emerged several people had sustained an enlightening and considerate discussion about Brexit without once resorting to personal insults.

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Hard Brexit supporter, James Dyson, to build patriotic new car plant in nearby Singapore

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Brexit billionaire, James Dyson, has shown his true patriotic credentials by electing to build a new car plant in Singapore, a good eight thousand miles from his beloved UK homeland.

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Facebook’s pledge to always be free under threat after hiring Nick Clegg

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Nick Clegg has been given a senior role at Facebook, prompting widespread fears that users might now be charged exorbitant fees to use the site.

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Facebook aims to rebuild nation’s trust by hiring man no-one trusts

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Facebook, whose reputation has taken a pounding in the last two years, has hired Nick Clegg in an attempt to rebuild trust and credibility with its users.

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IT department announces split due to ‘artistic differences’

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The IT department at Hadley and Kemp Insurance Ltd has announced that it will be splitting up.

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Closing Google+ to cause untold distress to its remaining three users

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Google has announced it is to close it’s Google+ social network, to the utter dismay of the three people still regularly using it.

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Men celebrate Ada Lovelace Day by sending even more dick pics

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The world just marked Ada Lovelace day to remember the woman who gave birth to technological marvel that allows millions of men to be utterly vile to women when they’re not using their machines to wank themselves silly.

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Friend’s boring and pointless Facebook Live video enters third hour

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Your friend on Facebook Live has been wittering on for long enough to occupy a feature-length film.

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Waitrose and Tinder join forces to deliver lovers to your bedroom while you’re out

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Waitrose and Tinder have joined forces to offer a new dating app called Tindrose for the busy professional millennial.

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