UK Spoof News and Satire
Men everywhere have this morning described as ‘disgusting’ the invasion of privacy caused by stolen private photos of Pippa Middleton, before seeking clarification on exactly where they are online.
The news that details of 500 million Yahoo customers were stolen by hackers, has been met by blank stares from the sort of people who use a Yahoo email address.
China’s first space station has failed and will fall out of orbit after the warranty ran out last Tuesday, we can report.
Jokes about the North Korean Internet being only eight pages of how great Kim Jong-Un is are actually all true, it turns out.
Factory worker Simon Williams has been refused a mortgage after applying to restock the ink in his HP printer.
A brand new telephone has gone on sale today, leading to huge numbers of both idiots and morons queuing up to buy one.
There have been calls for ’90s action hero Duke Nukem to be stripped of his title following allegations of sex abuse spanning more than two decades.
A product ordered via a Facebook advertisement has provided nothing but disappointment.
Gamers have insisted that although Pokémon Go looks like fun, it’s not as much fun as playing games on the sofa surrounded by your creature comforts.
With iPhone prices rising due to the weak pound following the vote to leave the EU, Brexiters across the country are finally starting to have doubts about voting to leave.
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