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Facebook servers under ‘enormous strain’ as snow sweeps UK

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Facebook servers have been put under enormous strain as the people of the UK rush to post pictures of the small sprinkling of snow outside their window.

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Man confused and frightened by ‘incoming call’ on smartphone

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An incoming call caused bafflement and terror for 42-year-old Simon Williams, an IT service desk engineer at Oakey, Catherall and Sulley Insurance Ltd.

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MoD met NATO spending target by including World of Warcraft accounts

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The Ministry of Defense met the NATO requirement of 2% of GDP by including World of Warcraft accounts, it has been claimed.

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Drone pilot furious after ‘uninsured’ passenger jet crashes into him

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A London-based drone enthusiast is to sue Heathrow airport for flying a passenger jet right through his toy.

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Male Siri discontinued for ‘interrupting and telling you things you don’t want to know’

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Apple is to scrap the male version of its Siri personal assistant because it never listened to the question before answering, we can reveal.

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Mum uses Facebook meme to declare love for children

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Eleanor Gay, a mum from Chelmsford, has emphatically declared her love for her children by sharing a Facebook meme that had the phrase ‘share if you love your kids’ written across it.

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Facebook bots to argue with your girlfriend for you

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Facebook’s new artificial intelligence bots will argue with your girlfriend for you, allowing you to focus on more valuable activities such the thing that you’re fighting about in the first place.

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Fallout 4: Tax Evasion wins top prize at games BAFTAs

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‘Tax Evasion Fallout 4’ has won best game at the 2016 British Academy Games Awards.

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Galactic Empire sacks Death Star Health & Safety Officer

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The Galactic Empire has sacked their Health & Safety officer after he told them that walkways without handrails over bottomless ventilation shafts formed a potential trip hazard.

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Women to face fines if husbands not microchipped

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Women who have not had their husbands microchipped could face fines of up to £500 under new laws introduced today.

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