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Bebo collapse to force sexual predators back into playgrounds

Playgrounds across the country are reporting a large rise in nonce appearances after the collapse of once popular social network Bebo forced sexual deviants to look elsewhere for children to groom.

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Headline shut down by US government

This article has been removed by order of the United States government.

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North Korea claims responsibility for Wikipedia blackout

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has claimed victory over western intelligence following the blackout of Wikipedia, raising fears that the secretive state may have developed an internet-seeking missile.

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Wikipedia blackout forces students to copy from printed ‘hardcopy websites’

As Wikipedia went ‘dark’ in protest at US legislation that could affect free access to information on the Internet, thousands of students were forced to copy their work from printed websites with terrible search functionality.

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Research into Andy Carroll’s first touch to be used for satellite launches, confirms space agency

Research into the effectiveness of Andy Carroll’s first touch has led the European Space agency to enquire about his availability for upcoming satellite launches.

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Samsung unveils television which can be upgraded for cost of new television

Samsung claims to have put an end to expensive replacement televisions, by offering consumers equally expensive television upgrades instead.

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‘Sat-nav summit’ in tatters as High Street, Newton chosen as venue

A government meeting to discuss the implications of satellite navigation may have to be postponed, after organisers failed to supply a valid postcode.

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TVs controlled by hand movement could prove frustrating for viewers of adult channels, warn critics

Gesture controlled televisions that will allow users to flick through channels and adjust the volume using only their hand could prove to be a frustrating experience for viewers of adult movie channels, critics warned today.

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Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list proves men will masturbate to anything

After Google’s Zeitgeist 2011 search list highlighted that the most popular search terms of the year include ‘Royal wedding’ and ‘What is scampi?’, it has become clear that men will stop at nothing when hunting for things to masturbate to.

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