Technology

Woman who wrote ‘hahahahahaha’ on WhatsApp didn’t even laugh once

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A woman on a train has been seen writing ‘hahahahahaha’ on a WhatsApp conversation, but according to witnesses, didn’t actually didn’t even laugh once.

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Donald Trump announces new ‘Space Force’ will operate from giant spherical space station

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President Trump has revealed that the ‘space force’ which he has instructed the Department of Defense to create will operate from a massive spherical space station, capable of destroying an entire planet.

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Parents ‘helpless’ to stop kids addicted to Fortnite seemingly unaware of how electricity works

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Thousands of parents across the UK have admitted that they are ‘losing their children’ to the newest craze, video game ‘Fortnite’, seemingly unaware how to switch off a games console.

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Man who lied to impress wealthy client definitely NOT lying to impress Parliamentary Committee

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Cambridge Analytica’s Alexander Nix has told a committee of MPs the exact truth today, it has emerged.

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Apple fan excited at possibility of 32-person FaceTime calls despite only having six friends

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Apple fan Simon Williams has lauded Apple’s ingenuity in enabling 32-person FaceTime video calls, despite only knowing six people well enough to call them on the phone.

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Liverpool Goalkeeper Loris Karius named as new face of Teflon

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Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius Karius has landed a lucrative new advertising deal with a non-stick frying pan giant.

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Man successfully unsubscribes from a decade’s worth of shit emails by doing f*ck all

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A man has successfully unsubscribed from a colossal volume of shit emails by simply sitting on his arse and ignoring the begging emails as they came in.

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Nigerian Princes and horny Russian women to be hardest hit by new email opt-in laws

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The introduction of GDPR opt-in laws for email risk wealthy Nigerians and lovelorn Russian women being unable to contact potential benefactors, reports have warned.

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Maths teacher who said ‘you won’t always have a calculator on you’ in the 1980s feeling really stupid now

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A maths teacher who spent the 80s and 90s telling pupils they wouldn’t always have a calculator with them is feeling pretty stupid now.

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Man decides to keep box of cables he’s had since 2002 for another year

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A man has looked at the box of cables he’s had for more than fifteen years and decided to hang on to them.

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