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LinkedIn now 100% dickhead

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LinkedIn has become the world’s first 100% dickhead social network after a pleasant man called Kevin finally worked out how to delete his account.

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Newsreader very clear he doesn’t understand computers

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A local newsreader made it very clear that he didn’t understand computers during an interview regarding cyber security.

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Student who invented ultra-light washing machine has no intention of ever using one

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A student who invented the super-light washing machine is still handing his laundry to his mother, it has emerged.

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‘Dangerous’ Facebook Artificial Intelligence was just reading Scottish statuses, say experts

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The Facebook Artificial Intelligence experiment shut down when the machines seemingly began communicating in their own secret language has been rebooted after experts determined that the exchanges were in fact status updates from Scottish users.

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New electric Mini actually a giant Scalextric car

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BMW is releasing a car that you will drive by squeezing a trigger and hoping for the best.

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Ducks to sue Apple over ‘defamatory’ autocorrect function

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Ducks have launched a class-action suit against the Apple iPhone, claiming consistent and long-standing defamation by their autocorrect function.

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Hillary Clinton offers advice to Trump family on deleting emails

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Presidential runner-up Hillary Clinton has reached out to the Trump family in their time of need and offered to guide them through the process of getting rid of potentially incriminating emails.

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Study finds Jayden K Smith Facebook warning shared exclusively by Brexiters

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The sort of people who fell for a hoax to share a warning about a fictional Facebook hacker are precisely the sort of people who believe what is written on the side of a bus, according to research published today.

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Elite hacker Jayden K Smith foiled by pesky Facebook users sharing warning message about him

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Elite hacker Jayden K Smith is today cursing the vigilant Facebook users who prevented him from taking control of millions of Facebook accounts.

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Every single advert on woman’s Facebook feed for something completely shit

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Every single advert Facebook has automatically selected for one of their female users has been for complete shit today.

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