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Russian athletes aren’t doping after all, says last surviving member of Olympic anti-doping team

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Less than a year after banning Russia’s athletes from international competition, the last surviving member of the Olympic anti-doping commission has staged a remarkable U-turn.

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Warning that scrapping ‘walk-on girls’ risks fans realising just how boring Formula One is

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Ending the use of ‘walk-on girls’ in Formula One risks fans noticing that it is actually mind-numbingly dull, the sport’s organising body has been warned.

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Darts incredibly tedious without scantily clad women, insist fans

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Looking at attractive women wearing not very much at all is by far the best part of the fan experience, thousands of darts fans have insisted today.

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I would have beaten Roger Federer, claims Donald Trump

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Donald Trump, US President and Sex Pest Monthly’s Man of the Year 2014, 2015, and 2017, has revealed that he would definitely have beaten Roger Federer in the Australian Open final.

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FA insists that there was no better man, out of all the available men, than Phil Neville

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The FA has defended the appointment of Phil Neville as the manager of the women’s national team saying that out of all the men available for the role, he was the best man.

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New Leeds United badge shows fan checking watch to see if he can go home yet

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The new club badge unveiled by Leeds United today has been designed the reflect the reality of supporting the team as it approaches its 100th year.

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FA bosses address diversity criticism by appointing inexperienced white man as women’s national football manager

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Less than two weeks after announcing that they will be ‘supporting a more diverse and inclusive game in 2018’, the Football Association have proved as good as their word by appointing a rich, middle-aged white man who has only managed one game of football in his life as the national women’s team coach.

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Alexis Sanchez’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma

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Alexis Sanchez’s agent Fernando Felicevich has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the striker’s move to Man Utd.

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Welsh FA confirms lookalike will cover for Ryan Giggs during friendly Internationals

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The Welsh FA has announced that Ryan Giggs’ contract allows him to maintain his ongoing apathy towards friendly internationals.

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Ryan Giggs asks players to bring photos of their wives to first training session

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New Wales manager Ryan Giggs has already proved to be a family friendly coach by insisting that all players bring in pictures of their wives and girlfriends when they meet for their first training camp.

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