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Tennis player with damaged hip ‘put down’ to end his suffering

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Tennis player Andy Murray has been put down after experts said his damaged hip would leave him with no meaningful standard of life.

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Theresa May refuses to guarantee Andy Murray’s British nationality if he doesn’t win Wimbledon

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Theresa May has defended her refusal to guarantee Andy Murray’s British nationality in the event that he doesn’t win Wimbledon, saying that to do so would be perceived as weakness by the EU.

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Romelu Lukaku’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma

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Romelu Lukaku’s agent Mino Raiola has been admitted to hospital after masturbating himself into a coma following the striker’s £75m move to Man Utd.

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Manchester Utd buy Romelu Lukaku for the price of five Romelu Lukakus

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Manchester United have completed the signing of Romelu Lukaku from Premier League rivals Everton for a fee equivalent to five Romelu Lukakus.

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Wayne Rooney to recreate successful partnership with his original hair on return to Everton

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Wayne Rooney is hoping to reunite an old 1-2 with his original hair on his return to Everton, according to reports.

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Football fan claims he streams matches illegally purely to annoy Rupert Murdoch

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Football fan Simon Williams said that finding illegal free streams to watch live football is more about annoying Rupert Murdoch, than supporting his team.

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Aston Villa WAGs on lockdown

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Former Chelsea defender John Terry has joined Aston Villa, leading to the wives and girlfriends of the current Villa squad being put under house arrest.

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World queuing championship ruined by Tennis

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Once again, the World queuing championship at Wimbledon has been invaded by a number of non-queuers playing tennis in the Queuing Championship grounds.

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England U21s ready for seniors after perfecting the art of losing to Germany on penalties

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The England U21 squad have gained the valuable experience needed to lose on penalties to Germany, setting them up perfectly for a senior international career.

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England U21s have what it takes to look disconsolate for senior squad, says Gareth Southgate

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England Manager Gareth Southgate has said he is optimistic that players from the U21 set-up have what it takes to look disconsolate at the highest level.

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