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Daniel Sturridge’s FIFA 2015 avatar is set to miss the rest of the season with damaged pixels, according to reports this morning.
Plucky Briton Andy Murray is British again after winning the Davis Cup, British news sites are delighted to report today.
The Angels are at the centre of a fresh Fifa bribery scandal after sources claimed Sepp Blatter tried to bribe his way into the afterlife.
Fears are growing that several thousand England football fans are planning to murder the beautiful French language.
David Moyes has officially replaced Spam as Britain’s least popular export following his sacking from Real Sociedad.
Russian premier Vladimir Putin has angrily denied the use of performance enhancing drugs by his nation’s athletes, whilst showing off his mad ripped abs this afternoon.
An explosive new report into the sport of Athletics will reveal that many of the world’s most popular and respected athletes are actually robots.
Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has responded to supporter criticism of his side’s tedious style, claiming defence is by far the best form of attack.
A small boy has been rewarded for his unruly behaviour at a Rugby match.
Islamic State have claimed responsibility for Chelsea’s catastrophic start to the Premier League campaign, according to reports.
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