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John Terry stripped of Captain Shagger title by FA

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John Terry has been stripped of his Captain Shagger title by the FA after a series of poor performances in nightclubs across the country.

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Wenger: ‘Treat every game like a cup final, but not last year’s Carling Cup final’

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Following another disappointing result, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has called for his team to treat every game like a cup final in order to secure a top four finish, before quickly clarifying that he in no way means the same way they treated the Carling Cup final last season.

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Liverpool fans gather outside court to boo assault victims

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A crowd of around one hundred football fans has gathered outside of Liverpool Crown court this morning to jeer victims of crime as they make their way in to attend trials.

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Shock as moron discovered in 45,000 capacity football stadium

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The world of football has been rocked its very foundations after footage from Saturday’s FA Cup 4th round tie between Liverpool and Manchester United showed one of the 45,000 crowd acting like a complete arsehole.

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‘Olympic village’ in turmoil as residents moan about state of each other’s gardens

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Police attended a disturbance at the ‘Olympic village’ last night, after a row broke out over the state of one athlete’s hedge.

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I’m going to set up my own league and none of you can play in it, warns Balotelli

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Manchester City’s controversial striker Mario Balotelli has warned that he will leave England and set up his own league that no-one else can play in if people don’t stop telling him off.

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Mario Balotelli angered by ‘deliberate’ Redknapp tax evasion

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Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli has reacted furiously after Harry Redknapp stole the attention of the world of football away from him for all of five minutes last night.

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Ronnie O’Sullivan threatens to quit threatening to quit snooker

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As the Masters snooker concluded last night crowd favourite Ronnie O’Sullivan shocked his fans by claiming he may now take a break from threatening to quit the sport.

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Wayne Rooney becomes only person capable of saying ‘Arsenal could still win the title’ while keeping a straight face

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Manchester United forward Wayne Rooney has managed what many thought was impossible after he said that ‘Arsenal could still win the title’ without laughing.

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Joey Barton dismisses Warnock Twitter criticism by criticising him on Twitter

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QPR captain Joey Barton has dismissed claims by Neil Warnock that criticism he received on social networking sites like Twitter contributed to his sacking by going on a social networking site called Twitter and criticising him.

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