UK Spoof News and Satire
Sports news from NewsThump.com – bringing you the latest from the world of sport, updated every second.
Chris Froome has romped to a third Tour de France triumph without once bothering to fucking indicate, according to reports.
Some reasonable people have worked out that the Olympics aren’t really important enough to get Russia feeling all fighty.
Ski jump ace Eddie ‘The Eagle’ Edwards may have narrowly missed out on a gold medal because of Russian dope cheats.
Vladimir Putin has invited the Olympic committee to his place to clear up this silly doping thing.
Bookmakers have slashed the odds on England being relegated after the appointment of the perennial survivor, Sam Allardyce as manager.
Following news that Sam Allardyce is to be appointed England manager, it has been reported that the Spain, Germany, and Brazil national football teams have collectively soiled themselves in abject terror.
The woman in your office who picked Portugal out of a hat a month ago is today acting like she’s some sort of footballing soothsayer with a gift for predicting sporting results.
The unprecedented success of three British players at Wimbledon this year wouldn’t have happened without Brexit, claim supporters.
Plucky Briton Andy Murray is British again after winning Wimbledon, British news sites are delighted to report today.
New Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has been unveiled to the press, explaining that he’s excited by the prospect of proving his credentials by building a side without any money.
← Previous Entries
You can subscribe to all stories on NewsThump using one of these options
Copyright © 2016, NewsThump. All rights reserved.