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Tightwad Liverpool fans bemoan new £7m ticket price

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Tight-fisted Liverpool fans are once again bemoaning the price of a ticket at Anfield today after it was raised to a ‘slightly above inflation’ £7million per match.

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Chelsea to challenge Crystal Palace for title of 4th best team in London

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Chelsea’s recent outstanding form may leave them in a position to challenge Crystal Palace for the title of 4th best team in London.

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American Football fans warned against dangerous excitement of watching cricket

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American Football fans have been warned off cricket as they might find it too exciting this morning.

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Rampant consumerism celebrates 50th consecutive Super Bowl victory

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Marketing professionals are celebrating yet another a magnificent victory in yesterday’s Super Bowl 50, after securing unprecedented levels of coverage for their range of tawdry products.

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Six nations to kick off with England vs Hufflepuff

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The six nations tournament opens today as England take on Hufflepuff in the opening match.

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Tyson Fury to become full-time homophobe

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Tyson Fury has admitted that spending so much time punching people is distracting him from his mission in life to be an arsehole to homosexuals.

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Giannelli Imbula’s agent hospitalised after wanking himself into a coma

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Following Giannelli Imbula’s £18m transfer to Stoke City, the new Premier League footballer’s agent has been rushed to hospital in a coma brought on by excessive masturbation.

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John Terry ‘has pick of top European teams’ after visiting JD Sports replica kit section

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John Terry today announced he could join any of Europe’s top clubs after purchasing several of their kits from JD Sports.

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John Terry to spend remainder of career playing away from home

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John Terry has announced that he will spend the remainder of his career playing entirely away from home.

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Andy Murray wins Aussie Open semi-final to secure runners-up berth

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Andy Murray has secured this years runners-up spot at the Australian Open, following his 5-set semi-final victory over Canadian, Milos Raonic.

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