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Liverpool to make bid for Southampton supporters

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Liverpool FC is to continue its gradual acquisition of Southampton football club by making a bid for the fans of the south coast team.

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Luis Suarez’s Barcelona contract to include three chewable Catalans a week

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Luis Suarez is expected to join Barcelona in a record deal, after the Spanish giants offered the striker three Catalan residents a week that he can bite freely.

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Team Sky to consider stabilisers

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Team Sky are to consider the use of stabilisers for future Tour de France entries after Chris Froome fell off his bike three times in two days.

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‘Worst day of my life’, says Brazilian millionaire who plays games for living

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A Brazilian millionaire who kicks a ball around for his job, described losing a sports match as the worst day of his life yesterday.

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MLS to be renamed World Series of Soccer

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The United States is to add the word ‘World’ to its domestic football championships so that some America soccer players can continue to claim to be World Champions.

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Hitler was the victim of ‘bad press’, claim Uruguayans

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Adolf Hitler was a jolly nice fellow whose reputation as a mass murdering brute is the result of bad coverage in the English press, according to the entire population of Uruguay.

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Luis Suarez places order for medium-rare Colombian central defender

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Uruguayan forward Luis Suarez has requested a medium-rare central defender for his team’s last 16 World Cup class with Columbia.

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Steven Gerrard to become a hipster

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England captain, Steven Gerrard, has announced his desire to quit international football and embrace the hipster lifestyle.

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England World Cup bid to be made into disaster movie

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England’s doomed World Cup campaign is to get the Roland Emmerich treatment, according to experts.

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Spanish FA to ditch failed tiki-taka style for grassroots conversion to long ball game

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After the holders became the first team eliminated from the World Cup, the Spanish FA has announced a change in philosophy to embrace the great long ball teams of years gone by.

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