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Marcus Rashford to resolve Brexit debate, bring balance to the Force

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After scoring 135 seconds into his debut, England supporters are calling on Marcus Rashford to end the Brexit debate and bring balance to the force.

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Jose Mourinho announces first Man Utd signing will be ‘London Routemaster’

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New Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho has told club officials to spare no expense in trying to sign one of London’s Routemaster buses on a long-term contract.

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Dispute over image rights will see Mourinho manage Manchester Utd in balaclava

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A dispute over image rights could see new Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho wear a balaclava on the touchline and during post-match interviews.

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Euro 2016 alcohol ban risks fans ‘remembering things’

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A ban on alcohol for 24 hours around England’s group match against Wales at Euro 2016 could lead to fans remembering the experience, experts have warned.

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Warning that Brexit would leave Manchester United with no fans in the UK

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Britain leaving the European Union risks Manchester United being left with no fans living in the UK, according to a stark warning this morning.

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Louis Van Gaal sacked for only winning one FA Cup this year

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Manchester United Manager Louis van Gaal has been sacked after failing to win more than one FA Cup this season.

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The Special One promises to help Manchester United fans rediscover their arrogance

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Jose Mourinho will help Manchester United fans rediscover the arrogance that has been missing from their lives over the last few years, according to club sources.

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Scottish Cup Final hooliganism marred by footballing outbreak

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Reports are emerging of a football match breaking out during violence between a bunch of Scottish fans on another bunch of Scottish fans to decide which Scottish fans are the hardest.

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Muirfield Golf Club to continue demanding to see prospective members’ penises

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Potential members of Muirfield Golf Club must continue showing their penis to the membership committee after they rejected plans to allow women to join the club.

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Man in pub’s footballing tactical wizardry ignored for some reason

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Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp was facing fresh criticism last night after he bizarrely ignored the keen, footballing insights from a man in the pub.

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