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Gooners already deciding who to blame for next season’s poor performance

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Arsenal football clubs is rumoured to be planning to pick three managers now, to save time next autumn.

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Arsene Wenger to leave Arsenal following 3,785th last straw

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Arsene Wenger is finally leaving Arsenal.

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“Wenger Out” sign manufacturers facing mass redundancies

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The ‘Wenger Out’ sign manufacturing industry is facing collapse today due to Arsene Wenger being finally out.

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UKIP celebrate Britain’s triumph over European countries in Commonwealth Games

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Once popular angry-old-man political party UKIP is celebrating the fact that Great Britain has won considerably more medals in the Commonwealth games than any other European country.

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Manchester United to advise government on achieving a European exit that delights a nation

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Manchester United will advise the government on the best way to leave Europe whilst simultaneously delighting the vast majority of people who watch you doing it.

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Man who filmed himself abusing Jamie Carragher while driving his daughter loses place on Father of the Year shortlist

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A talented multi-tasker, who managed to safely taunt a fellow motorist from his car window and film the incident with his mobile phone, all while driving a vehicle that contained his 14-year-old daughter, has lost his place on the Father of the Year shortlist, according to reports this morning

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Theresa May hires Jamie Carragher to gob at Vladimir Putin

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Theresa May has found a use for the soon-to-be-sacked Sky Sports presenter, Jamie Carragher.

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Sky Sports announce Jamie Carragher will commentate wearing spit hood

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Sky Sports has announced that pundit Jamie Carragher will be forced to wear a spit hood during future broadcasts.

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Bradley Wiggins probably also pulls the legs off puppies and listens to music in the quiet carriage

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Cycling hero turned total bastard Sir Bradley Wiggins probably pulls the legs off puppies for laughs and listens to loud music on the quiet carriage on trains, it has been speculated.

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Celebrities wear ribbons to the Oscars to show their support for the #WengerOut movement

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Actors and directors have lent their support to the #WengerOut movement by wearing burgundy ribbons to last night’s Academy Awards.

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