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Arsene Wenger welcomes opportunity to focus on domestic excuses

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has welcomed his team’s soon-to-be-confirmed exit from the Champions League, insisting it will give him and his team time to focus on excuses for their ongoing domestic failure.

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It’s not the winning, it’s the taking part, Wenger tells team

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So long as you try your best that’s the most important thing, Arsene Wenger has told his team this morning.

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Liverpool in drug-fuelled sex romps with illegal immigrants AND YOU’RE PAYING FOR IT, claims The Sun

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Liverpool Football Club has been taking part in drug-fuelled sex romps with illegal immigrants at the expense of taxpayers, according to The Sun today.

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White House Press Secretary claims Electoral College gave Super Bowl victory to Atlanta Falcons

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White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has launched a vociferous tirade against the White House press pool for failing to cover the Atlanta Falcon’s victory in Super Bowl LI.

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Usain Bolt to start running all four legs of 4x100m

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Usain Bolt has announced that he will run all four legs of the men’s 4x100m in all future athletic tournaments.

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Man Utd to leave Premier League to concentrate on Deloitte Football Money League

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Manchester United have announced they are leaving the English Premier League to concentrate on consolidating their position at the top of the Deloitte Football Money League.

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Chinese to make cheap, easily broken knock-off Diego Costas

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The sale of Diego Costa to China will result in the transfer market being flooded with cheap, easily broken reproductions within weeks, experts have warned.

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UK recognises Parking as an official sport

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The United Kingdom has become the first country to officially recognise parking as a sport.

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48 team World Cup to provide England with even more teams to finish behind

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FIFA has announced plans to extend the World Cup to include even more teams for England to embarrassingly finish behind.

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Chris Brown to try punching a MAN in the face for a change

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Woman beater and occasional musician, Chris Brown, is going to see how he fares in a fight with another man.

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