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Champagne popping heard at Daily Mail offices as black muslim immigrant fails to win gold

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The party at the Daily Mail offices could go on well into the night after Mo Farah failed to win the 5000m gold medal at the world championship.

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New contract means I can consider shopping at Waitrose, admits Neymar

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New Paris Saint-Germain forward Neymar has admitted that his lucrative new contract means he finally feels financially secure enough to start shopping at Waitrose.

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Arsenal had £197,999,999 Neymar bid rejected, claims Arsene Wenger

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has revealed the club put in a bid for Barcelona striker Neymar, which was just £1 short of his £198 million release clause.

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England women’s football team finally achieve equality with disappointing male counterparts

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England’s women footballers have finally achieved an equal standing with their male counterparts, after their disappointing semi-final defeat at the Euro 2017 championships. For many years, the women’s team has been seen as the poor relation to the men’s side after a series of exciting displays, skilful individuals, and successful teams. However, after losing 3-0 […]

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Stan Kroenke launches sickening TV channel for people to watch the brutal death of Arsenal fans’ dreams

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Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke is facing criticism for launching a new television channel designed solely for the enjoyment of sick and twisted individuals who enjoy watching the dreams of Arsenal fans die a horrible death.

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Donald Trump ready for PGA Championship, insists golf coach

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Trump’s golf coach has reassured supporters that he has put in enough practice to be ready to compete at the PGA championship when it starts on August 10th.

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Man City to scrape by with just 673,832 players after Kolarov sale to Roma

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Plucky underdogs Manchester City are going to do their best to survive the season with a mere 673,832 players on their books after the weekend sale of Aleks Kolarov to Roma.

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England supporters advised to only watch the female squads for best results

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England fans have been told it is in their best interest to support only the female teams during high profile tournaments, after a couple of phenomenal results that the male squads can only dream of.

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Doctor Who fans watch sport for the first time ever

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Legions of Doctor Who fans caught several minutes of televised sport, many for the first time, this evening.

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Kyle Walker gives up promising football career to become professional bench-warmer at Man City

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Promising England defender Kyle Walker has elected to abandon his career for several years to play occasionally for Manchester City’s reserve team.

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