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Liverpool Goalkeeper Loris Karius named as new face of Teflon

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Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius Karius has landed a lucrative new advertising deal with a non-stick frying pan giant.

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Thousands of ‘Unai Emery out’ signs currently being manufactured in Arsenal area

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Sign manufacturers in North London are currently working hard to make sure they have enough ‘Unai Emery out’ signs ready for the new manager’s first game in charge at Arsenal.

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Gareth Southgate reveals England’s 23-strong World Cup excuse list

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England manager Gareth Southgate has ended speculation by revealing the 23 excuses he plans to use for England’s failure at the World Cup.

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Snooker fan dismayed to find no-one in the office wants to talk about the snooker

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Snooker fan Simon Williams has spent most of his first day back at work since the World Championship final struggling to find someone to talk with him about it.

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Grim Reaper given the hairdryer treatment by Sir Alex Ferguson

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Sir Alex Ferguson has given the grim reaper the infamous hairdryer treatment following an attempt to take him from this world to the next.

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Steven Gerrard and new Rangers employers both convinced the other isn’t speaking English

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Steven Gerrard has been welcomed by Rangers, though neither party had any idea what the other said.

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Wayne Rooney offers free breast screenings to pensioners who missed them

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Wayne Rooney has proven himself a selfless hero once more.

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Amber Rudd named as new Arsenal manager

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Amber Rudd is to fill Arsene Wenger’s shoes.

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Gooners already deciding who to blame for next season’s poor performance

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Arsenal football clubs is rumoured to be planning to pick three managers now, to save time next autumn.

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Arsene Wenger to leave Arsenal following 3,785th last straw

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Arsene Wenger is finally leaving Arsenal.

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