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Gazza sends Laura Bassett set of plastic breasts

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Paul Gascoigne has told England’s Laura Bassett that she will feel much better once she wears a pair of fake plastic breasts on an an open topped bus.

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John Inverdale’s guide to the Wimbledon Ladies of 2015

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In our exclusive feature, the BBC’s John Inverdale runs the rule over this year’s Ladies Wimbledon contenders.

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World queuing championship ruined by tennis

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Once again, the World queuing championship at Wimbledon has been invaded by a number of non-queuers playing tennis in the Queuing Championship grounds.

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Nigerian businessman to buy Arsenal once they let him know their bank details

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A prominent Nigerian businessman has declared his intention to buy Arsenal football club.

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Jose Mourinho unhappy with Premier League fixture list as Chelsea handed 19 away games

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Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has revealed his disappointment with the Premier League fixture list after it emerged that his side will be expected to play half of their fixtures away from home.

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Lord Voldemort ‘deeply offended’ by Lance Armstrong comparison

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Evil wizard Lord Voldemort has spoken out at the treatment he has received in the wizarding world, after being accused of being ‘magic’s answer to Lance Armstrong’.

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Steve McClaren develops Geordie accent during first Newcastle interview

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Newly appointed Newcastle United manager Steve McClaren has delighted fans by developing a Geordie accent during his first interview.

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Bidders for 2026 World Cup wishing they’d kept receipts for bribes

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Nations bidding to host the 2026 World Cup have been left wishing they’d got a receipt their bribes after FIFA announced it was postponing the bidding process.

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Astonishment as English football team goes abroad and doesn’t have racist orgy

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There has been widespread astonishment as the England women’s football team have, so far, not taken part in any racist orgies whilst performing at the World Cup in Canada.

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FIFA movie takes $1bn in record-breaking opening weekend

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Despite only showing in ten cinemas across the US, new FIFA movie United Passions has broken all financial records by taking $1bn in box office receipts.

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