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Michel Platini moved a step closer to the FIFA presidency with his conversion to Satanism yesterday.
The average premier league footballer can afford twice as much gaudy tat as their Spanish equivalent, according to a new wages survey.
In a surprise move, the Taliban have named British football manager Sam Allardyce their new leader after the death of long-term leader Mullah Omar.
Football fans who have been banned from attending matches for hooligan behaviour are considering moving into the world of professional cycling.
After England were drawn in the same World Cup qualification group as Scotland, experts everywhere said that this will definitely end up reflecting brilliantly on all concerned.
Australia wants ‘shark punching’ to be included in the 2016 Olympics, they have announced this afternoon.
The Australian cricket team has been deported under anti-terror legislation, we can report this morning.
Lancashire Police have named a 52-year old man they wish to question in connection with what is being hailed as Britain’s largest of daylight robbery.
Aston Villa captain Fabian Delph is set to join Manchester City and has claimed to be relishing the chance to fight for a place on the bench at the City of Manchester stadium.
The mother of Liverpool winger Raheem Sterling has admitted she is embarrassed to phone the club to say Raheem won’t be in today because he has a ‘poorly tummy’.
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