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Liverpool FC is to continue its gradual acquisition of Southampton football club by making a bid for the fans of the south coast team.
Luis Suarez is expected to join Barcelona in a record deal, after the Spanish giants offered the striker three Catalan residents a week that he can bite freely.
Team Sky are to consider the use of stabilisers for future Tour de France entries after Chris Froome fell off his bike three times in two days.
A Brazilian millionaire who kicks a ball around for his job, described losing a sports match as the worst day of his life yesterday.
The United States is to add the word ‘World’ to its domestic football championships so that some America soccer players can continue to claim to be World Champions.
Adolf Hitler was a jolly nice fellow whose reputation as a mass murdering brute is the result of bad coverage in the English press, according to the entire population of Uruguay.
Uruguayan forward Luis Suarez has requested a medium-rare central defender for his team’s last 16 World Cup class with Columbia.
England captain, Steven Gerrard, has announced his desire to quit international football and embrace the hipster lifestyle.
England’s doomed World Cup campaign is to get the Roland Emmerich treatment, according to experts.
After the holders became the first team eliminated from the World Cup, the Spanish FA has announced a change in philosophy to embrace the great long ball teams of years gone by.
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