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Gambling ‘bad’ insists organisation running a sport that would be broke without it

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The football association has banned Joey Barton for 18 months for doing the sort of thing football sponsors definitely want to see more of.

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West Ham and Newcastle United raided by police after fraudulently claiming to be ‘football teams’

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Arrests have been made at West Ham and Newcastle United under the trades descriptions act after they claimed to be ‘football teams’.

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Tories to ban London Marathon after strong runner filmed helping weak runner

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Prime Minister Theresa May has called for the London marathon to be banned after a strong athlete helped a weak athlete in an outrageous display of asphalt-based socialism.

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Relief as Chelsea ensure Britain will not suffer another Chas and Dave FA Cup Final song

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Music lovers across the country are ecstatic that Tottenham’s defeat to Chelsea on Saturday means there won’t be a new FA Cup song recorded by Chas and Dave.

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John Terry to leave Chelsea in bid to become the new Doctor Who

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Stalwart defender John Terry has announced his intention to quit Chelsea at the end of the season.

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Previously undiscovered Amazonian tribe found holding ‘Wenger Out’ signs

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Extraordinary aerial shots of a previously undiscovered Amazonian tribe holding ‘Wenger Out’ signs have emerged today.

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Your FREE 2017 Grand National fatalities Sweepstake kit

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It’s that time of year when everyone comes together to enjoy the nation’s favourite equine carnage dash, and we’re giving you the opportunity to join in the needless suffering fun with a handy print off and keep Fatalities Sweepstake Kit.

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Arsene Wenger to join ISIS as they need someone who can justify five years of consistent defeats

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Arsene Wenger is to join ISIS as they’ve not won anything in five years either.

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Fake sport generates real emotions

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A retirement from a sport which is more choreographed than ballet has generated more genuine emotion than most real events today.

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Emirates stadium graffiti in support of Arsene Wenger traced to Antonio Conte

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Graffiti supporting Arsene Wenger which appeared at the Emirates stadium overnight was sprayed by Chelsea manager Antonio Conte, we can reveal.

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