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Danny Willett’s brother offered role in post-Brexit US trade negotiation team

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The government has approached Ryder Cup team member Danny Willett’s brother PJ to see if he is willing to help the country negotiate a trade deal with the United States.

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Mary Berry made bookies’ favourite for England manager

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After the sacking of Sam Allardyce, fans’ choice Mary Berry is now bookies’ favourite to take over.

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Dodgy dealing to replace football as England’s national sport

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Following the revelations surrounding ex-England manager Sam Allardyce, England has decided to abandon all attempts at football and instead create a national sport based on financial impropriety and dodgy deals.

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FIFA puts Sam Allardyce on shortlist for executive role

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Disgraced ex-England soccer boss, Sam Allardyce, has been targeted by the sport’s international governing body, FIFA, who are keen to harness Big Sam’s natural aptitude for greed and duplicity.

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Everyone baffled how anyone in football can still be caught by a ‘sting operation’

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The world is today utterly baffled as to how anyone in football is not immediately suspicious when asked dodgy questions by ‘wealthy businessmen’ they’ve only just met.

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FA’s England manager shortlist consists of anyone who fancies having a go

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After ending Sam Allardyce’s contract by mutual embarrassment, the FA have narrowed down their search for a successor to anyone who fancies giving it a go.

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Sam Allardyce updates CV with ‘100% win record in International football’

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Former England manager Sam Allardyce has updated his CV to reflect that he is statistically the nation’s greatest ever manager.

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My opinions are worth a lot more than £400,000, insists Allardyce

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Sam Allardyce has denied being paid the ‘insultingly low’ sum of £400,000 for his frankly tremendous opinions today.

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Plucky Man United promise to give it their ‘best shot’ against Northampton

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Manchester United have promised to give it everything they’ve got as they attempt to pull off a shock win against Northampton Town in the EFL trophy tomorrow night.

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Man United struggling to replace Howard Webb, insists Jose Mourinho

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Following a third straight defeat, Man United manager Jose Mourinho has insisted the club have never recovered from Howard Webb’s retirement.

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