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Chinese to make cheap, easily broken knock-off Diego Costas

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The sale of Diego Costa to China will result in the transfer market being flooded with cheap, easily broken reproductions within weeks, experts have warned.

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UK recognises Parking as an official sport

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The United Kingdom has become the first country to officially recognise parking as a sport.

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48 team World Cup to provide England with even more teams to finish behind

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FIFA has announced plans to extend the World Cup to include even more teams for England to embarrassingly finish behind.

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Chris Brown to try punching a MAN in the face for a change

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Woman beater and occasional musician, Chris Brown, is going to see how he fares in a fight with another man.

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Chinese club to make audacious £100m bid for Newcastle United supporters

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Chinese club Guangzhou Evergrande have today launched an audacious bid for the entire fan base of Championship leaders Newcastle United.

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December 2015 wakes up in the shower

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In a stunning last-minute plot twist, December 2015 has woken up in the shower revealing everything that happened in the last 12 months to have been just a dream.

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Daily Mail bursts blood vessel in eye as Queen announces knighthood for Muslim immigrant

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The Daily Mail has burst a blood vessel in its eye after learning that the Queen plans to knight Muslim immigrant, Mo Farah.

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British Visas to be fast-tracked for Indians who promise not to mention the cricket

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The Prime Minister has promised to fast-track UK visas for Indian workers who agree to keep quiet about the cricket, the government has confirmed.

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FA plan to encourage female participation in football by holding training sessions in Laura Ashley

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The English FA has announced plans to encourage female participation in football by holding training sessions in home furnishing stores, such as Laura Ashley and Ikea.

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You’d also take a lot of drugs if you lived here, claim Russian athletes

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Russian athletes have confirmed that if you lived in Russia, you’d take shitloads of drugs too.

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