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England’s rugby team lost out to Ireland due to being hungover to fuck.
Steve McClaren has applied for the vacant Derby County position, confident that the third time is a charm.
Nicola Sturgeon believes the result of the England vs Scotland six nations match was ‘wrong’ and will fight for it to be overturned.
Arsene Wenger has announced that as long as he’s annoying the fuck out of Piers Morgan he won’t quit as Arsenal manager.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has sent a message of support to beleaguered Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger following the Gunners humiliating exit from Europe last night.
People who followed David Hayes’ advice and put their dole money on Tony Bellew are considerably richer this morning.
Crystal Palace supporters are deeply concerned Barcelona will try to make Sam Allardyce their next manager.
Newcastle United’s players will adorn high-leg crotchless shorts for the 2017/18 season, after Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct look to take over ailing lingerie firm Agent Provocateur.
Leicester City FC has taken the unusual step of sacking their match-day catering team after they failed to turn water into wine.
The FA has confirmed that eating a Cornish Pasty will damage your career more than common assault, placing thousands of bets and taking diving lessons off Tom Daley.
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