The mystery that has puzzled humankind for centuries involving the difference between the words ‘sell’ and ‘use’ could finally be reaching its conclusion, according to a team of theoretical physicists and cosmologists.
Reports are emerging from the South West of England which appear to suggest that water has fallen from the sky to the earth, creating a fascinating brown substance.
Zombies all over the UK are ‘totally unprepared’ for work-related conversations or even office small talk at any time before noon on a Monday, it has emerged.
Men everywhere have responded positively to a new study which suggests that regularly putting a breast in your mouth can significantly improve human behaviour.
Since 1971, moongazing citizens have longed for the UK to re-enter the space race, and today, with the establishment of the UK Space Agency in Swindon, the dreams of several dozen may at last be fulfilled.
Movie studio 20th Century Fox has secured the rights to Supermoon, after millions of morons spent the weekend looking at Earth’s lunar satellite which appeared a tiny bit bigger than normal.
Professor Brian Cox has defended the increasingly extravagant locations for his Wonders of the Universe series by insisting that if people really want to understand the moon, the BBC needs to put him on the moon.
New documents released by the MoD which reveal witness accounts of UFO sightings, contain drawings of such a poor standard that most people would be reluctant to stick them on their fridge even if their children had drawn them.
